{"id":864,"date":"2013-11-25T06:29:04","date_gmt":"2013-11-25T04:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=864"},"modified":"2013-11-25T07:56:04","modified_gmt":"2013-11-25T05:56:04","slug":"obama-odposlouchava-merkelovou-a-okamuru-je-to-muj-bratr-obamura-rika","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=864","title":{"rendered":"Obama odposlouch\u00e1v\u00e1 Merkelovou i sv\u00e9ho siamsk\u00e9ho bratra Okamuru"},"content":{"rendered":"

Washington, Karl-Marx-Stadt<\/em> (Od tuze zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00edho zpravodaje) – Kauza nap\u00edchnut\u00fdch telefon\u016f v\u00edce ne\u017e t\u0159\u00ed des\u00edtek sv\u011btov\u00fdch l\u00eddr\u016f dost\u00e1v\u00e1 epoch\u00e1ln\u00ed rozm\u011br. Podle v\u0161eho toti\u017e americk\u00fd prezident Barack Obama neodposlouch\u00e1val jen politiky v Bruselu, Berl\u00edn\u011b, Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei nebo v Bukure\u0161ti, ale jeho tykadla prorostla dokonce u\u017e tak prorostl\u00fdm prost\u0159ed\u00edm \u010desk\u00e9ho parlamentu.<\/p>\n

„Sleduj\u00ed toho va\u0161eho nezn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00edho Japonce. Ten se ale ve skute\u010dnosti jmenuje Obamura a je siamsk\u00fdm dvoj\u010detem prezidenta Obamy,“ sv\u011b\u0159il na z\u00e1chodc\u00edch moskevsk\u00e9ho leti\u0161t\u011b Edward Snowden, toho \u010dasu nejsv\u011btozn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dezert\u00e9r z americk\u00e9 N\u00e1rodn\u00ed sledovac\u00ed agentury NSA. „Je to v\u016fbec nejrozs\u00e1hlej\u0161\u00ed sledovac\u00ed akce v d\u011bjin\u00e1ch, agentura se sna\u017e\u00ed vystopovat a pak sledovat v\u0161echny jednovaje\u010dn\u00e9 sourozence na\u0161eho prezidenta,“ vysv\u011btlil Snowden.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
\"oky\"<\/td>\n\"obye\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
BRAT\u0158I. Vlivem p\u0159eembryen\u00ed v inkub\u00e1toru z NDR poj\u00ed Tomia Okamuru s Barackem Obamou mnohem siln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed pouto, ne\u017e jak\u00e9 je mezi sourozenci obvykl\u00e9. Oba budouc\u00ed politici, kte\u0159\u00ed vyr\u016fstali v rodin\u011b americk\u00e9ho Habe\u0161ana ke\u0148sk\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu na p\u0159edm\u011bst\u00ed Chicaga,<\/em><\/strong> byli do dvaadvaceti let bratry siamsk\u00fdmi. Od narozen\u00ed byli srostl\u00ed v oblasti b\u00e9rc\u016f, hy\u017ed\u00ed, lopatek a temen<\/em><\/strong>. Vzhledem k povaze sr\u016fstu byl v\u017edy jeden z nich nucen p\u0159i ch\u016fzi couvat. Ten, kter\u00fd v dan\u00e9m t\u00fddnu chodil dop\u0159edu, byl Obama, couvaj\u00edc\u00edmu bratrovi \u0159\u00edkali z\u0159\u00edzenci Obamura. Po rozkrojen\u00ed se oba brat\u0159i roze\u0161li.<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Z t\u0159askav\u00fdch materi\u00e1l\u016f, kter\u00e9 Snowden vynosil z agentury ve form\u011b mikrote\u010dek na vnit\u0159n\u00ed stran\u011b stehen, plyne, \u017ee je mezi sledovan\u00fdmi i \u0159ada \u010desk\u00fdch politik\u016f a ve\u0159ejn\u011b \u010dinn\u00fdch lid\u00ed. Krom\u011b Okamury maj\u00ed americk\u00e9 tajn\u00e9 slu\u017eby v \u010cesku pod kontrolou celou \u0159adu dal\u0161\u00edch lid\u00ed. Jsou mezi nimi t\u0159eba sportovci Helena Fibingerov\u00e1 a Josef V\u00e1\u0148a, zp\u011bva\u010dky Helena Vondr\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1 a Jarmila \u0160ul\u00e1kov\u00e1, here\u010dky Dagmar Patrasov\u00e1 a Dolly Buster, badatel V\u00e1clav C\u00edlek, politici Marek Benda a Miroslav Ransdorf, \u010di n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed tajemn\u00edk n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho prezidenta a n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 \u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u00fd prezidentsk\u00fd kandid\u00e1t Ladislav Jakl. „V\u0161echna tato a mnoh\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed jm\u00e9na d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fdch lid\u00ed jsou pouh\u00e9 pseudonymy a v\u0161ichni jejich nositel\u00e9 byli naklonov\u00e1ni v NDR d\u00e1vno p\u0159ed ovc\u00ed Dolly,“ doplnil zv\u011bd Snowden.<\/p>\n

AGENTI JSOU VE ST\u0158EHU<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n\"d_technikmuseum_puetnitz_b_1000\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\"karlmarx\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\u0160PI\u010cKOV\u00dd INSTITUT. \u00dastav pro vejcovod
\na m\u00edr v Karl-Marx-Stadtu byl vybaven nejmodern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed dostupnou technikou.<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Podle profesorky Uschi Hurenwaffe z univerzity v sask\u00e9m Chemnitzu \u0161lo o program, kter\u00fd zah\u00e1jil je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed druhou sv\u011btovou v\u00e1lkou na frankfurtsk\u00e9m Institutu d\u011bdi\u010dn\u00e9 biologie a rasov\u00e9 hygieny doktor Josef Mengele. V jeho pr\u00e1ci po v\u00e1lce pokra\u010doval \u00dastav pro vejcovod a m\u00edr v Karl-Marx-Stadtu. „Na z\u00e1klad\u011b poznatk\u016f z jeho v\u00fdzkumu dvoj\u010dat jsme byli schopni naklonovat tis\u00edce geneticky shodn\u00fdch embry\u00ed s t\u011bmi nejlep\u0161\u00edmi p\u0159edpoklady pro sport, politick\u00e9 charisma, nebo t\u0159eba um\u011bleck\u00e9 vlohy. V ka\u017ed\u00e9 zkumavce – nebo chcete-li v\u00e1rce – byla v podstat\u011b jednovaje\u010dn\u00e1 dvoj\u010data, kter\u00fdm jsme jen upravili vzhled a nahr\u00e1li osobn\u00ed program,“ sd\u011blila Hurenwaffe.<\/p>\n

Z archivu v\u00fdchodon\u011bmeck\u00e9 tajn\u00e9 slu\u017eby Stasi vypl\u00fdv\u00e1, \u017ee se v N\u011bmecku mezi roky 1933 a\u017e 1989 narodilo necel\u00fdch \u0161estn\u00e1ct tis\u00edc klon\u016f v\u0161ech ras, sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed i politick\u00e9 orientace. V\u0161em byla do v\u00ednku d\u00e1na z\u00e1kladn\u00ed ideologick\u00e1 sch\u00e9mata a jsou schopni p\u0159ij\u00edmat podprahov\u00e9 \u0159\u00edd\u00edci sign\u00e1ly. V\u00fdchodoevropsk\u00e9 tajn\u00e9 slu\u017eby v \u010dele se sov\u011btskou KGB pak m\u011bly za \u00fakol je r\u016fzn\u00fdmi zp\u016fsoby rozeset po cel\u00e9 planet\u011b s t\u00edm, \u017ee takto naprogramovan\u00ed v\u00fdjime\u010dn\u00ed lid\u00e9 budou v dosp\u011blosti aktivov\u00e1ni a ovl\u00e1d\u00e1ni prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm m\u00e9di\u00ed. „Gorba\u010dov to bohu\u017eel pod\u011blal d\u0159iv, ne\u017e jsme akci stihli po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b spustit,“ posteskl si sv\u00e9ho \u010dasu \u00fadajn\u011b rusk\u00fd prezident Jelcin.<\/p>\n

Jeho n\u00e1stupce v Kremlu v\u0161ak dok\u00e1zal vyu\u017e\u00edt kontakt\u016f ze sv\u00e9 rozv\u011bd\u010dick\u00e9 \u00e9ry ve v\u00fdchodn\u00edm Berl\u00edn\u011b a podle v\u0161eho se mu poda\u0159ilo z\u00edskat \u0159\u00edd\u00edc\u00ed k\u00f3dy k velk\u00e9 \u010d\u00e1sti sv\u00fdch geneticky zakuklen\u00fdch sourozenc\u016f. To v\u0161ak nemohlo z\u016fstat stranou pozornosti americk\u00e9 CIA, kter\u00e9 se poda\u0159ilo dostat\u00a0 pod kontrolou p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b stejn\u00fd d\u00edl jako Rusov\u00e9. „Nev\u00edm, \u010d\u00edm to je, ale nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pod\u00edl t\u011bchto mutant\u016f je mezi politiky. Je zaj\u00edmav\u00e9, \u017ee \u010d\u00edm v\u00edc na z\u00e1pad, t\u00edm je jich v\u00edc. T\u0159eba v Rusku si vysta\u010d\u00ed jen s Putinem, ale evropsk\u00fd parlament je jich pln\u00fd,“ uvedl n\u011bmeck\u00fd genetick\u00fd hygienik G\u00fcnter Czubka-Schmeichel.<\/p>\n

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N\u011aKTE\u0158\u00cd SLAVN\u00cd SOUROZENCI Z NDR<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"1353086636_P201211160857501\"<\/td>\n\"MTR2e4848_IP1X4857_1_61312[1]\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
POLITICI. Prsty a zkumavky v\u00fdchodon\u011bmeck\u00fdch genov\u00fdch in\u017een\u00fdr\u016f dos\u00e1hly
\nza kremelskou i berl\u00ednskou ze\u010f a sv\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka maj\u00ed i v evropsk\u00e9m parlamentu.<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"vana\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"helena\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
SPORTOVCI. P\u0159\u00edroda je mocn\u00e1. Ze stejn\u00e9ho vejcovodu se vykut\u00e1lel t\u0159eba dr\u017e\u00e1k
\nna helmu \u017eokeje Josefa V\u00e1ni stejn\u011b jako proslul\u00e9 koule Heleny Fibingerov\u00e9.<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
\"url\"<\/td>\n\"hahej\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
UM\u011aLCI. Spole\u010dn\u00e9 geny nezap\u0159ou ani zp\u011bva\u010dka Jarmila \u0160ul\u00e1kov\u00e1, \u010di
\na\u017e zahranicemi vesm\u00edru proslul\u00fd darwinoskeptick\u00fd spisovatel Petr H\u00e1jek.<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Kauza nap\u00edchnut\u00fdch telefon\u016f v\u00edce ne\u017e t\u0159\u00ed des\u00edtek sv\u011btov\u00fdch l\u00eddr\u016f dost\u00e1v\u00e1 epoch\u00e1ln\u00ed rozm\u011br. Podle v\u0161eho toti\u017e americk\u00fd prezident Barack Obama neodposlouch\u00e1val jen politiky v Bruselu, Berl\u00edn\u011b, Pa\u0159\u00ed\u017ei nebo v Bukure\u0161ti, ale jeho tykadla prorostla dokonce u\u017e tak prorostl\u00fdm prost\u0159ed\u00edm \u010desk\u00e9ho parlamentu. >>><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[42,39,41,38,40,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=864"}],"version-history":[{"count":39,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1120,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/864\/revisions\/1120"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}