{"id":745,"date":"2013-10-15T10:50:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-15T08:50:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=745"},"modified":"2013-11-01T10:42:08","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T08:42:08","slug":"cesti-verici-ziskaji-nove-dva-svetce-svateho-klause-a-svateho-milose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=745","title":{"rendered":"Katol\u00edci z\u00edskaj\u00ed nov\u00e9 sv\u011btce – Klause a Milo\u0161e"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n
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\"HRDINA\"<\/a>

ODBOJ\u00c1\u0158. V\u00e1clav Klaus si v uplynul\u00e9m t\u00fddnu p\u0159ivezl ze z\u00e1mo\u0159\u00ed ocen\u011bn\u00ed za boj s komunismem. P\u0159i t\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitosti nezapomn\u011bl zd\u016fraznit sv\u016fj pod\u00edl na p\u00e1du \u017eelezn\u00e9 opony. „Prost\u011b let\u00edme letadlem, vl\u00e1dn\u00ed letkou, a najednou turbulence. A te\u010f n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed zblednou \u2013 a j\u00e1 nehnu brvou, \u010dtu a podtrh\u00e1v\u00e1m si d\u00e1l,“ popsal skromn\u011b.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Vatik\u00e1n, Praha<\/strong> \u2013 V\u0161echno je jinak. Nov\u00fdmi svat\u00fdmi v\u00a0\u0159ad\u00e1ch katolick\u00e9 c\u00edrkve se nestanou pape\u017eov\u00e9 Jan Pavel II. a Jan XXIII., ale \u010de\u0161t\u00ed siam\u0161t\u00ed prezidenti V\u00e1clav Klaus a Milo\u0161 Zeman. \u201eBudou svato\u0159e\u010deni p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed rok v\u00a0dubnu,\u201c ozn\u00e1mil pape\u017e Franti\u0161ek p\u0159i setk\u00e1n\u00ed s\u00a0kardin\u00e1ly ve vatik\u00e1nsk\u00e9m Apo\u0161tolsk\u00e9m pal\u00e1ci.<\/p>\n

O p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9 kanonizaci dvoj\u010dat z\u00a0prognostick\u00e9ho \u00fastavu je\u0161t\u011b za jejich \u017eivota rozhodl nov\u00fd pontifik letos v\u00a0l\u00e9t\u011b pot\u00e9, co schv\u00e1lil druh\u00fd z\u00e1zrak nezbytn\u00fd pro kanonizaci Milo\u0161e Zemana. \u201eV p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b V\u00e1clava Klause pak pape\u017e na\u0159\u00eddil kanonizaci i bez potvrzen\u00e9ho z\u00e1zraku,\u201c potvrdil pape\u017esk\u00fd nuncius Giuseppe Leanza.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u201ePokud si n\u011bkdo tam naho\u0159e mysl\u00ed, \u017ee bych m\u011bl b\u00fdt svat\u00fd, pak mus\u00edm zvednout obo\u010d\u00ed a konstatovat: No to to trvalo! B\u00fdt svat\u00fdm vyjad\u0159uje, na rozd\u00edl od je\u017ed\u011bn\u00ed na snowboardu, pravicov\u00fd \u017eivotn\u00ed postoj,\u201c reagoval na zpr\u00e1vu Klaus pot\u00e9, co se vr\u00e1til z\u00a0Ameriky s Truman-Reaganovou medail\u00ed svobody. Tu obdr\u017eel za sv\u016fj dlouholet\u00fd a ob\u011btav\u00fd boj proti komunismu. \u201eTakzvan\u00ed pravdol\u00e1ska\u0159i a jin\u00ed fale\u0161n\u00ed lid\u00e9, kter\u00e9 jsem si ji\u017e v\u0161echny vymazal z\u00a0mobilu, to budou jist\u011b pran\u00fd\u0159ovat, ale j\u00e1 p\u0159ece netvrd\u00edm, \u017ee jsem za v\u0161ech okolnost\u00ed B\u016fh. I j\u00e1 ob\u010das nap\u0159\u00edklad p\u0159ejdu na \u010dervenou nebo si zasoulo\u2026, ehmm, zahraji tenis s\u00a0p\u011bknou letu\u0161kou,\u201c dodal skromn\u011b.<\/p>\n

\u201e\u017de bych se m\u011bl st\u00e1t svat\u00fdm, jsem pravda tak trochu o\u010dek\u00e1val, ale nijak jsem k\u00a0tomu nep\u0159isp\u011bl. Je\u0161t\u011b po\u010d\u00e1tkem z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed 2013 jsem nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee v\u016fbec n\u011bjac\u00ed svat\u00ed existuj\u00ed,\u201c zd\u016fraznil Klaus. \u201eNo n\u011bkolik jich vlastn\u011b zn\u00e1m, ale ne se v\u0161emi souhlas\u00edm. A jestli je n\u011bkdo, koho z \u010desk\u00e9 modern\u00ed mytologie tot\u00e1ln\u011b nep\u0159ij\u00edm\u00e1m, pak je to \u0160vejk a \u0161vejkovsk\u00e9 pohledy na sv\u011bt, reprezentovan\u00e9 r\u016fzn\u00fdmi t\u011bmi pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdmi a fale\u0161n\u00fdmi Sv\u011br\u00e1ky, Smoljaky, Menzely \u010di H\u0159ebejky. Tyto zneva\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed postoje jsou nev\u00fdhrou pro cel\u00fd k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00fd sv\u011bt,\u201c doplnil Klaus.<\/p>\n

Jin\u00fd prezident, tentokr\u00e1t prezident \u010cesk\u00e9 k\u0159es\u0165ansk\u00e9 akademie Tom\u00e1\u0161 Hal\u00edk soud\u00ed, \u017ee seniln\u00ed senio\u0159i ve Vatik\u00e1nu „u\u017e nadobro ze\u0161\u00edleli“ a pokud cht\u011bj\u00ed svato\u0159e\u010dit n\u011bjak\u00e9ho prezidenta je\u0161t\u011b za jeho \u017eivota, c\u00edt\u00ed se b\u00fdt tak\u00e9 velmi \u017eiv\u00fdm a tak\u00e9 prezidentem. \u201eKlaus se Zemanem se budou rozprod\u00e1vat na relikvie? To tady je\u0161t\u011b nebylo. To bychom je mohli t\u0159eba klonovat!\u201c nedok\u00e1zal skr\u00fdt vztek p\u0159\u00edmo p\u0159i prezidentsk\u00e9 m\u0161i v\u00a0chr\u00e1mu svat\u00e9ho V\u00edta a mr\u0161til Bibl\u00ed po vystaven\u00e9m jazyku svat\u00e9ho V\u00e1clava. \u201eTo je jen klasick\u00e1 z\u00e1vist \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd se nedok\u00e1\u017ee povzn\u00e9st. V\u00edte, j\u00e1 nejv\u00edc obdivuji impotenty, kte\u0159\u00ed p\u00ed\u0161\u00ed u\u010debnice erotiky,\u201c komentoval blahosklonn\u011b prezident Milo\u0161 Zeman.<\/p>\n

Zat\u00edmco u penzionovan\u00e9ho prezidenta Klause, kter\u00e9ho na post svat\u00e9ho nominovala na popud vlivn\u00e9ho europoslance Miroslava Ransdorfa Evropsk\u00e1 komise, prob\u011bhl cel\u00fd proces a\u017e p\u0159ekvapiv\u011b hladce, v\u00a0p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b sou\u010dasn\u00e9ho prezidenta Zemana to bylo slo\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. \u201eOd patriarchy firmy Lukoil jsem dostal za \u00fakol lobbovat u Boha, nakonec jsem se ale musel spokojit s\u00a0dvojic\u00ed pape\u017e\u016f. Je pravda, \u017ee jsem jim sl\u00edbil t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 celou Moravu i s\u00a0plynov\u00fdm z\u00e1sobn\u00edkem a uranov\u00fdm dolem, ale st\u00e1lo to za to,\u201c pochv\u00e1lil se hradn\u00ed ceremoni\u00e1\u0159 Jind\u0159ich \u201aGump\u2018 Forejt. \u201eEmeritn\u00ed pape\u017e Benedikt VI. dokonce p\u0159isl\u00edbil, \u017ee se bude modlit, aby Vratislav Myn\u00e1\u0159 kone\u010dn\u011b z\u00edskal bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed prov\u011brku,\u201c popsal nad\u0161en\u011b Forejt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\"svatyzeman\"<\/a>

D\u016eRAZ NA SKROMNOST. Milo\u0161 Zeman ji\u017e p\u0159ed \u010dasem deklaroval, \u017ee z\u00e1kladn\u00edmi mor\u00e1ln\u00edmi p\u0159edpoklady prezidenta, a tedy i svat\u00e9ho prezidenta, jsou skromnost a d\u016fraz na l\u00e1sku k chudob\u011b. „Pohrd\u00e1m samo\u017eerstv\u00edm a samolibou nadutost\u00ed,“ \u0159ekl. Podle mluv\u010d\u00ed Hradu by se r\u00e1d stal patronem \u0159ezn\u00edk\u016f, diabetik\u016f a v\u00fdrobc\u016f vysokozvi\u017en\u00fdch voz\u00edk\u016f.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Co p\u0159esn\u011b bude Zemanovo svato\u0159e\u010den\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9 da\u0148ov\u00e9 poplatn\u00edky st\u00e1t, Hrad d\u016fsledn\u011b taj\u00ed stejn\u011b jako informace o Zemanov\u00fdch z\u00e1zrac\u00edch. Mluv\u00ed se o tom, \u017ee jedn\u00edm z\u00a0nich by mohl b\u00fdt n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed politick\u00fd majstr\u0161tyk v\u00a0podob\u011b af\u00e9ry, kterou se mu poda\u0159ilo rozpoutat s\u00a0pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdm kufrem z\u00a0Bamberku. Dal\u0161\u00edm by pak mohla b\u00fdt i skute\u010dnost, \u017ee se prezidentovu t\u00fdmu st\u00e1le da\u0159\u00ed tutlat expanduj\u00edc\u00ed z\u00e1vislost prezidentsk\u00e9 dcerky na nahodil\u00e9m skupinov\u00e9m sexu.<\/p>\n

Podle d\u016fv\u011bryhodn\u00e9ho zdroje by za \u00fastupky stran z\u00e1zraku mohla b\u00fdt tak\u00e9 Zemanova ned\u00e1vn\u00e1 intervence ve Svat\u00e9 zemi. A\u017e p\u0159em\u00edst\u00edm \u010desk\u00e9 velvyslanectv\u00ed do Jeruzal\u00e9ma, svol\u00e1me tam vatik\u00e1nsk\u00fd koncil a v\u0161echny ty arabsk\u00e9 teroristy utop\u00edme v\u00a0Mrtv\u00e9m mo\u0159i,\u201c nechal se v\u00a0okruhu spolupracovn\u00edk\u016f \u00fadajn\u011b sly\u0161et Zeman na n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u011b Izraele. Na tiskov\u00e9 konferenci v\u0161ak na p\u0159\u00edmou ot\u00e1zku neodpov\u011bd\u011bl. \u201eSp\u00ed\u0161e projde velbloud uchem jehly, ne\u017e boh\u00e1\u010d do kr\u00e1lovstv\u00ed nebesk\u00e9ho. Vy v\u0161ak, pane kret\u00e9ne, pardon redaktore, \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd du\u0161evn\u00ed boh\u00e1\u010d rozhodn\u011b nejste, tak\u017ee m\u00e1te st\u00e1le nad\u011bji,\u201c \u0159ekl jen.<\/p>\n

Obdobn\u011b nep\u0159\u00edstupn\u00fd je i n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed kancl\u00e9\u0159 Petr H\u00e1jek, kter\u00fd si v\u00a0bigotn\u00edch katolick\u00fdch kruz\u00edch st\u00e1le dr\u017e\u00ed sv\u016fj vliv a je pova\u017eov\u00e1n za hlavn\u00edho str\u016fjce procesu vzniku dvou prezidentsk\u00fdch sv\u011btc\u016f. \u201eNev\u00edm, jak vy, pane redaktore, ale j\u00e1 z opice rozhodn\u011b nepoch\u00e1z\u00edm. V\u00edm to tak jist\u011b, jako\u017ee je \u017eiv\u00fd Klaus nade mnou!\u201c<\/p>\n

Amen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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