{"id":612,"date":"2013-10-14T15:29:20","date_gmt":"2013-10-14T13:29:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=612"},"modified":"2013-11-01T12:24:36","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T10:24:36","slug":"objev-cizinci-kteri-si-objednali-posmesne-billboardy-jsou-ze-zahranici","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=612","title":{"rendered":"V\u00cdME PRVN\u00cd: Cizinci, kte\u0159\u00ed si objednali posm\u011b\u0161n\u00e9 billboardy, jsou ze zahrani\u010d\u00ed!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Ji\u017en\u00ed Morava<\/em> – P\u0159ekrutn\u00fd investigativn\u00ed stisk bystr\u00e9 hyeny p\u0159inesl rozuzlen\u00ed nav\u00fdsost pekeln\u00e9 zapeklitosti, kter\u00e1 roz\u010de\u0159ila hladinu p\u0159ed p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fdmi parlamentn\u00edmi volbami. Ano, jde o hanliv\u00e9 billboardy, kter\u00e9 se objevily zejm\u00e9na na ji\u017en\u00ed Morav\u011b, ale vid\u011bt je lze i v jin\u00fdch \u010d\u00e1stech zem\u011b. Jejich c\u00edlem je hlavn\u011b dvojka jihomoravsk\u00e9 kandid\u00e1tky soci\u00e1ln\u00edch demokrat\u016f Michal Ha\u0161ek, ale ter\u010di antikampan\u011b se stali i Ha\u0161k\u016fv stranick\u00fd \u0161\u00e9f Bohuslav Sobotka \u010di l\u00eddr hnut\u00ed Ano, velkouzen\u00e1\u0159, velkopeka\u0159, velkozem\u011bd\u011blec a velkochemik Andrej Babi\u0161.“Objednal si je klient ze zahrani\u010d\u00ed,“ popsala \u0159editelka reklamn\u00ed agentury E.C.E Media Jarmila Jarol\u00edmov\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
\"bord1\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"hasek\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"slavek\"<\/a><\/td>\n\"andrejj\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Hanliv\u00e9 billboardy se objevily u d\u00e1lnice D1 i jinde Podle n\u011bkter\u00fdch za nimi stoj\u00ed mafie, podle jin\u00fdch tak\u00e9.<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Nejv\u00edc je zat\u00edm pouta\u010d\u016f, na nich\u017e z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed v oran\u017eov\u00e9m poli hesla: Kecal. Slibuje a nepln\u00ed. Lenoch. V parlamentu chyb\u011bl p\u0159i 77 procentech hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nev\u011brn\u00edk. Milenku si platil z ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch pen\u011bz<\/a>. Kdo je to? „M\u016f\u017ee to b\u00fdt i n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd, nev\u00edm, zda je to m\u00ed\u0159eno na m\u011b. Ale v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9m p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b to tak nenech\u00e1m. Moji i kraj\u0161t\u00ed pr\u00e1vn\u00edci u\u017e hledaj\u00ed pachatele,“ rozho\u0159\u010dil se jihomoravsk\u00fd hejtman Ha\u0161ek. „Nav\u00edc je to le\u017e, \u017e\u00e1dnou milenku jsem nem\u011bl a nem\u00e1m.A v\u017edycky jsem si ji platil ze sv\u00fdch pen\u011bz,“ dodal r\u00e1zn\u011b.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\"mafiani\"<\/a>

SLOVENSKO-MA\u010eARSK\u00c1 MAFIE. Do \u010desk\u00e9 politiky se rozhodli vstoupit zn\u00e1m\u00ed komplicov\u00e9 P\u00e1vek s R\u00e1kosn\u00edkem. Jejich vybaven\u00ed napov\u00edd\u00e1, \u017ee se chystaj\u00ed za\u00fato\u010dit na nejni\u017e\u0161\u00ed pudy.
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V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho ministra financ\u00ed Sobotky si vzal autor antireklamy na pa\u0161k\u00e1l jeho nezku\u0161enost s re\u00e1ln\u00fdm \u017eivotem mimo politiku. „To je r\u00e1na pod p\u00e1s. Spoustu pen\u011bz jsem si dok\u00e1zal vyd\u011blat i mimo sn\u011bmovnu. Kdo si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee nau\u010dil obchodovat Standu Grosse?“ kontroval Sobotka.<\/p>\n

S\u00a0BABI\u0160EM NA STOP\u011a<\/strong><\/p>\n

Na severn\u00ed Morav\u011b se pak objevily i pouta\u010de, paroduj\u00edc\u00ed uhlobarona Zde\u0148ka Bakalu a miliard\u00e1\u0159e Andreje Babi\u0161e. A pr\u00e1v\u011b u n\u011bj vy\u010denichal t\u00fdm sl\u00edd\u00edc\u00edch hyen stopu, vedouc\u00ed k\u00a0zadavatel\u016fm antireklamy. Protislu\u017ebou v hodnot\u011b dvou fernet\u016f se poda\u0159ilo od Babi\u0161ovy \u0161\u00e9f\u00fa\u010detn\u00ed z\u00edskat kopie dokument\u016f, z nich\u017e lze vystopovat propojen\u00ed s v\u00fdchodn\u00ed mafi\u00ed.<\/p>\n

„\u00c1no, do tohto politick\u00e9ho bysnysu, pardon projektu, jsme p\u016fvodn\u011b vstoupili s parnermi z v\u00fdchodu, ale ti n\u00e1s podvedli. Za\u010dali n\u00e1s vyd\u00edrat a cht\u011bli st\u00e1le v\u00edc. Platili jsme sice v natur\u00e1li\u00edch, ale i tak byly jejich po\u017eiadavky ne\u00fanosn\u00e9. No uznajte – zajistit, aby z na\u0161ich pek\u00e1ren ode\u0161ly ka\u017ed\u00fd den chemie prost\u00e9, nez\u00e1vadn\u00e9 a chutn\u00e9 rohl\u00edky nebylo dlouhodob\u011b udr\u017eiteln\u00e9,“ vysv\u011btlil nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 ochotn\u011b Babi\u0161. \u201ePlatili jsme jim. Poru\u0161ili ale dohodu a u\u017e od n\u00e1s neuvid\u00ed ani hrst strouhanky,\u201c dodal r\u00e1zn\u011b.<\/p>\n

P\u0158EKVAPEN\u00cd NAD DUNAJEM<\/strong><\/p>\n

Na bratislavsk\u00e9 adrese nejd\u0159\u00edve nikdo nebral telefon. Spolupracovn\u00edkovi redakce pozd\u011bji otev\u0159el mu\u017e s bezdr\u00e1tov\u00fdmi sluch\u00e1tky na u\u0161\u00edch. \u201eRohlik!\u201c vyhrkl jen, kdy\u017e usly\u0161el \u010de\u0161tinu. „M\u00e1 volaak\u00e9 abstinen\u010dn\u00e9 pr\u00edznaky, st\u00e1le t\u016f\u017ei po on\u00fdch… \u010desk\u00fdch rohl\u00edkoch,“ vyno\u0159il se z domu podsadit\u00fd slovensk\u00fd herec Mari\u00e1n Labuda. „Nepriviezli ste dajak\u00e9?“ „P\u00f4vodne sme mali s by\u0165 ja, a tu Ot\u00edk R\u00e1kosn\u00edk – teda J\u00e1nos B\u00e1n – na kandid\u00e1tkach Babi\u0161ovho zdru\u017eenia \u00c1no. Potom sme ale zistili, \u017ee d\u00e1vaj\u00fa ro\u017eky dokonca aj do p\u00e1rkov!!! To je hor\u0161ie, ako ke\u010f my d\u00e1vame mletej tehly do papriky . Preto sme sa rozhodli zalo\u017ei\u0165 vlastn\u00fa stranu SPOR (Strana p\u0159\u00e1tel Ot\u00edka R\u00e1kosn\u00edka – pozn. red.), “ popsal Labuda.<\/p>\n

„Bohu\u017eia\u013e sme sa u\u017e nestihli sformova\u0165. Vo\u013eby pri\u0161li sk\u00f4r, ne\u017e sme \u010dakali. Nepo\u010d\u00edtali sme s t\u00fdm, \u017ee premi\u00e9r Ne\u010das s\u00falo\u017e\u00ed. Nevyzeral na to,“ povzdychol si herec. Billboardov\u00e1 antikampa\u0148 proti Babi\u0161ovi a soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokracii m\u00e1 podle n\u011bj zajistit patov\u00fd v\u00fdsledek p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fdch voleb a tedy \u0161ance na vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed dal\u0161\u00edch. „V\u0161etko m\u00e1me prichystan\u00e9, aj l\u00eddra J\u00e1nosa B\u00e1na jsme u\u017e prihl\u00e1sili na protiro\u017ekov\u016f odvyka\u010dku,“ vysv\u011btlil Labuda. „Na\u0161e hlavn\u00e9 volebn\u00e9 heslo bude: Kdo nechce za \u010desk\u00e9ho premi\u00e9ra Slov\u00e1ka, ten vol\u00ed Ma\u010fara!“ uzav\u0159el Labuda.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Rekonstrukce kauzy krok po kroku<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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\"adela02\"

V dob\u011b nat\u00e1\u010den\u00ed filmu Ad\u00e9la je\u0161t\u011b neve\u010de\u0159ela si budouc\u00ed poslanec Rudolf Hru\u0161\u00ednsk\u00fd pokazil \u017ealudek o\u0161izen\u00fdmi uzenkami. V l\u00e9k\u00e1rn\u00e1ch v\u0161ak bylo v t\u00e9 dob\u011b pouze fale\u0161n\u00e9 \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00e9 uhl\u00ed z Maroka, a zdravotn\u00ed \u00fatrapy zp\u016fsobily herci ztr\u00e1tu \u010dty\u0159iceti kilogram\u016f p\u0159ev\u00e1\u017en\u011b svalov\u00e9 hmoty.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"adela01\"

Jak se pozd\u011bji uk\u00e1zalo, ne\u0161lo o uhl\u00ed \u017eivo\u010di\u0161n\u00e9, ale o ne\u00fa\u010dinnou n\u00e1hra\u017eku na rostlinn\u00e9 b\u00e1zi. Produkoval ji zlo\u010dinec Zahradn\u00edk. Z\u00e1mo\u0159sk\u00fd detektiv Nick Carter p\u0159i\u0161el se zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm, \u017ee se ni\u010dema pokou\u0161\u00ed o propojen\u00ed bezcharaktern\u00edho maso\u017erav\u00e9ho rostlinstva a vrcholn\u00e9 politiky. Sv\u00e9 padou\u0161sk\u00e9 objevy v t\u00e9 dob\u011b p\u00e1chal v p\u0159estrojen\u00ed za hostinsk\u00e9ho v b\u0159evnovsk\u00e9m hostinci U Ka\u0161tanu. Jako v\u016fbec prvn\u00ed experiment\u00e1ln\u00ed politick\u00e1 strana zde pod jeho rukama vykl\u00ed\u010dila soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokracie.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"pavek1\"

O n\u011bkolik let pozd\u011bji se herec Hru\u0161\u00ednsk\u00fd, kter\u00fd se ji\u017e nikdy nevr\u00e1til na svou p\u016fvodn\u00ed v\u00e1hu, pod\u011blil o sv\u00e9 nejnitern\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den\u00ed se slovensk\u00fdm hercem Mari\u00e1nem Labudou. „Nejhor\u0161\u00ed nep\u0159\u00e1tel\u00e9 jsou velkouzen\u00e1\u0159i, zahradn\u00edci a socani,“ \u0159ekl mu. Sem\u00ednko nen\u00e1visti bylo zaseto.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"konsp\"

„…SOOO-CAAA-NIII!!“ Zasv\u011bcen byl i herec J\u00e1nos B\u00e1n alias Ot\u00edk R\u00e1kosn\u00edk.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"padouch\"

Bezm\u00e1la t\u0159icet let z\u016fst\u00e1valy instrukce hluboko v hercov\u011b podv\u011bdom\u00ed. Pot\u00e9 se ale objevil na sc\u00e9n\u011b politik, kter\u00fd p\u0159esn\u011b odpov\u00edd\u00e1 sd\u011blen\u00e9mu poselstv\u00ed. Multimiliard\u00e1\u0159, chemik, zahradn\u00edk, \u0159ezn\u00edk. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed padouch. A nav\u00edc est\u00e9b\u00e1k a krajan. V hercov\u011b mozku jakoby n\u011bkdo v t\u00e9 chv\u00edli aktivoval skryt\u00fd podprogram a za\u010dal konat…<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"kreativci\"<\/a>

Sestavil t\u00fdm elitn\u00edch kreativc\u016f, kter\u00fd za\u010dal produkovat my\u0161lenky. Prvn\u00edm jejich \u00fakolem bylo nalezen\u00ed ide\u00e1ln\u00edho komunika\u010dn\u00edho k\u00f3du s voli\u010di. (Jak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem ty kret\u00e9ny \u00fa\u010dinn\u011b zblbnout – pozn. red.). \u010cesk\u00e1 politick\u00e1 sc\u00e9na v\u0161ak mnoho mo\u017enost\u00ed neposkytuje a tradi\u010dn\u00ed koncepty jsou ji\u017e rozebr\u00e1ny.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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\"kalousek\"<\/a>

z\u00e1rove\u0148 v\u0161ak mistrn\u011b vsadila i na image drsn\u00e9ho spr\u00e1vce kasy.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

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\"kenny\"

K ide\u00e1l\u016fm nesmrteln\u00fdch soudruh\u016f z v\u00fdchodu se u\u017e hl\u00e1s\u00ed komunist\u00e9,<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

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\"volo\u010fa\"

a na ty \u017eiv\u00e9 se up\u00edchla skupina kolem prezidenta Zemana.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

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\"posselt\"

Jako nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 v\u00fdhodn\u00e1 se jev\u00ed i adorovan\u00e1 orientace na z\u00e1pad,<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n

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\"zdenda\"

nebo n\u00e1pady na vracen\u00ed majetku. Tedy krom modr\u00e9ho baz\u00e9nku.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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\"kral\"

Imagemake\u0159i dlouho pracovali s my\u0161lenkou monarchie, ale uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee by Slov\u00e1k na \u010desk\u00e9m tr\u016fnu z\u0159ejm\u011b nepro\u0161el. „No \u010do, tak zostaneme u tej prekliatej demokr\u00e1cie,“ konstatoval Labuda. M\u011blo b\u00fdt v\u0161ak je\u0161t\u011b h\u016f\u0159. Uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee v souboji s multimiliard\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fdm asketou Babi\u0161em nem\u00e1 kv\u016fli sv\u00e9 t\u011blesn\u00e9 konstituci a z\u00e1pisem v rejst\u0159\u00edku trest\u016f p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 \u0161anc\u00ed a musel se hledat nov\u00fd l\u00eddr.\u00a0Ten v\u0161ak nebyl daleko…<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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P\u0159ekrutn\u00fd investigativn\u00ed stisk bystr\u00e9 hyeny p\u0159inesl rozuzlen\u00ed nav\u00fdsost pekeln\u00e9 zapeklitosti, kter\u00e1 roz\u010de\u0159ila hladinu p\u0159ed p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00fdmi parlamentn\u00edmi volbami. Ano, jde o hanliv\u00e9 billboardy, kter\u00e9 se objevily zejm\u00e9na na ji\u017en\u00ed Morav\u011b, ale vid\u011bt je lze i v jin\u00fdch \u010d\u00e1stech zem\u011b. Jejich c\u00edlem je hlavn\u011b dvojka jihomoravsk\u00e9 kandid\u00e1tky soci\u00e1ln\u00edch demokrat\u016f Michal Ha\u0161ek, ale ter\u010di antikampan\u011b se stali i Ha\u0161k\u016fv stranick\u00fd \u0161\u00e9f Bohuslav Sobotka \u010di l\u00eddr hnut\u00ed Ano, velkouzen\u00e1\u0159, velkopeka\u0159, velkozem\u011bd\u011blec a velkochemik Andrej Babi\u0161.“Objednal si je klient ze zahrani\u010d\u00ed,“ popsala… >>><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":82,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1008,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions\/1008"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}