{"id":2256,"date":"2021-03-17T12:49:51","date_gmt":"2021-03-17T10:49:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2021-03-17T13:01:47","modified_gmt":"2021-03-17T11:01:47","slug":"co-nam-taky-ten-virus-povil-od-jara-do-jara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2256","title":{"rendered":"Co virus povil od jara do jara"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00d3, MY SE M\u00c1ME<\/strong>\"\"
\nNa\u0161e mocensk\u00e1 struktura
\np\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 struk tura.
\nAnebo sp\u00ed\u0161 pyje?
\n…a takhle my si \u017eijem.<\/p>\n

…MEZIT\u00cdM U N\u00c1S NA VSI:<\/strong>
\nPoprskal insemin\u00e1tor
\ntejden novej respir\u00e1tor.
\nDov\u011bd\u011bl se prej\u017ee
\ndo\u0161la v kr\u00e1m\u011b rej\u017ee…<\/p>\n

Z PROJEVU IN\u017dEN\u00ddRA PREMI\u00c9RA<\/strong>
\nP\u0159i v\u00fdskytu n\u00e1kazy
\naplikujem z\u00e1kazy.
\nA v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b potreby
\nuspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1me pohreby.<\/p>\n

NAKA\u017dEN\u00c1 NYMFOMANKA<\/strong>
\nAnka to m\u00e1 r\u00e1da,
\ni kdy\u017e m\u00e1m virus z hada.
\nBy\u0165 jsem zdrojem n\u00e1kazy
\nv\u00ed, \u017ee se v\u017edy p\u0159iplaz\u00edm.<\/p>\n

HAIKU, POJEDN\u00c1VAJ\u00cdC\u00cd O TRUDN\u00c9M \u00daD\u011aLU MINISTRYN\u011a FINANC\u00cd<\/strong>
\nZ t\u00e9 blb\u00e9 rou\u0161ky
\nm\u00e1m v ksicht\u011b prou\u017eky<\/p>\n

A MEZIT\u00cdM V PR\u016eHONIC\u00cdCH<\/strong>
\n„Zas n\u00e1m stoupl PES.“
\n„Tak u\u017e rad\u0161i slez<\/p>\n

\u010c\u00cdNSK\u00c1 PAST<\/strong>
\nNov\u00e1 \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 vakc\u00edna
\nchutn\u00e1 jako vagina.
\nN\u00e1pad tento snad \u017ee pr\u00fd je
\nod sam\u00fdho Si \u0164ing-pyje.<\/p>\n

PENZISTA PESIMISTA<\/strong>
\nV\u010dera ve\u010der po\u0161tou rann\u00ed
\np\u0159i\u0161la v\u00fdzva k o\u010dkov\u00e1n\u00ed.
\nNo. Zd\u00e1 se to b\u00fdt jako v\u017edycky.
\nK ni\u010demu a chaotick\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Z ODPOSLECHU DOM\u00c1CNOSTI NEJMENOVAN\u00c9HO SV\u011aTOZN\u00c1M\u00c9HO PROTIEPIDEMIOLOGA<\/strong>
\n„V\u017edy, kdy\u017e fand\u00edm v ochozech,
\nc\u00edt\u00edm se tak \u0148\u00e1k oplozen.“
\n„Hmm. Hlavn\u011b ale, Romou\u0161ku,
\nnevyp\u00ednej e-rou\u0161ku!“<\/p>\n

VIROV\u00c1 L\u00c1SKA<\/strong>
\nTonda sbalil d\u00edvku,
\nco m\u00e1 zplo\u0161t\u011blou k\u0159ivku.
\nJe to l\u00e1ska, kdy\u017e j\u00ed v pr\u00e1ci
\nd\u011bl\u00e1 plicn\u00ed ventilaci?<\/p>\n

SD\u011aLEN\u00cd KAPIT\u00c1NOVO<\/strong>
\nKdo nem\u00e1 hadr na hubu,
\npolet\u00ed p\u0159es palubu.<\/p>\n

HAIKU MINISTRYN\u011a FINANC\u00cd<\/strong>
\nKdo u\u0161ije \u00fastenku,
\nmus\u00ed vydat \u00fa\u010dtenku!!<\/p>\n

HAIKU OKRESN\u00cdHO EPIDEMIOLOGA<\/strong>
\nKdo nenos\u00ed\u0161 rou\u0161ku,
\nnese\u010f s n\u00e1ma v krou\u017eku!<\/p>\n

POU\u010cN\u00c1 POEMA O PO\u010cET\u00cd SEKTY VIRTALI\u00c1N\u016e<\/strong>
\nVzdor \u0159\u00e1d\u011bn\u00ed viru
\nbal\u00ed Ma\u0159ka M\u00edru.
\n\u0160\u00ed\u0159\u00ed toti\u017e v\u00edru,
\n\u017ee s n\u00edm lze \u017e\u00edt v m\u00edru.<\/p>\n

ABS\u0164\u00c1K INFORMA\u010cN\u00cdHO TYPU<\/strong>
\nJarmil leze na ant\u00e9nu,
\nporu\u0161il tak karant\u00e9nu.
\nBy zjistil co z\u00edtra,
\nsd\u011bl\u00ed ministr vnitra.<\/p>\n

HAIKU GENER\u00c1LN\u00cdHO EPIDEMIOLOGA<\/strong>
\nVyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00edm z\u00e1kazu
\nomez\u00edme n\u00e1kazu!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00d3, MY SE M\u00c1ME Na\u0161e mocensk\u00e1 struktura p\u0159ipom\u00edn\u00e1 struk tura. Anebo sp\u00ed\u0161 pyje? …a takhle my si \u017eijem. …MEZIT\u00cdM U N\u00c1S NA VSI: Poprskal insemin\u00e1tor tejden novej respir\u00e1tor. Dov\u011bd\u011bl se prej\u017ee do\u0161la v kr\u00e1m\u011b rej\u017ee… Z PROJEVU IN\u017dEN\u00ddRA PREMI\u00c9RA P\u0159i v\u00fdskytu n\u00e1kazy aplikujem z\u00e1kazy. A v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b potreby uspo\u0159\u00e1d\u00e1me pohreby. NAKA\u017dEN\u00c1 NYMFOMANKA Anka to m\u00e1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":true,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[20],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2256"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2261,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256\/revisions\/2261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}