{"id":2222,"date":"2020-10-23T15:43:52","date_gmt":"2020-10-23T13:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2020-10-23T15:54:28","modified_gmt":"2020-10-23T13:54:28","slug":"vime-uplne-prvni-prichazi-era-prasovani-novym-ministrem-zdravotnictvi-bude-mynar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2222","title":{"rendered":"V\u00edme \u00fapln\u011b prvn\u00ed: P\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00ed \u00e9ra prasov\u00e1n\u00ed, nov\u00fdm ministrem zdravotnictv\u00ed bude Myn\u00e1\u0159"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\nSELSK\u00dd MOZEK. Vratislav Myn\u00e1\u0159 chce opustit nefunk\u010dn\u00ed trasov\u00e1n\u00ed a vsadit na prasov\u00e1n\u00ed. Z\u00e1klady t\u00e9to technologie byly polo\u017eeny na ja\u0159e na tehdy je\u0161t\u011b ileg\u00e1ln\u00ed samoprasovac\u00ed akci na farm\u011b v Osv\u011btimanech na Uherskohradi\u0161\u0165sku. Nyn\u00ed m\u00ed\u0159\u00ed toto p\u0159evratn\u00e9 know-how z chl\u00edvku u srubu do u\u010debnic epidemiologie.
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<\/td>\nDAL\u0160\u00cd \u017dENA DO VL\u00c1DY? V souvislosti s v\u00fdm\u011bnou ministr\u016f se v kuol\u00e1rech objevily informace o z\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed nov\u00e9ho postu bez portfeje. Hlavn\u00ed n\u00e1pln\u00ed nov\u00e9 funkce m\u00e1 b\u00fdt koordinace technologie prasov\u00e1n\u00ed\u00a0 mezi vl\u00e1dou a Hradem. Jednou z v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdch kandid\u00e1tek na tento post je man\u017eelka prezidenta Ivana Zemanov\u00e1. (na sn\u00edmku vpravo)
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Praha – Nikoli epidemiolog, hygienik \u010di parazitolog, ale osobnost je\u0161t\u011b mnohem zn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed stane p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm \u010desk\u00fdm ministrem zdravotnictv\u00ed. \u201ePo s\u00e9rii tragikomick\u00fdch ne\u00fasp\u011bch\u016f Adama Vojt\u011bcha a Romana Prymuly jsme se rozhodli oslovit kancl\u00e9\u0159e Vratislava Myn\u00e1\u0159e. Tedy \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd se u\u017e v boji s koronavirem osv\u011bd\u010dil v regionech,“ p\u0159edstavil novou posilu premi\u00e9r Andrej Babi\u0161. „Postupy epidemiolog\u016f a hygienik\u016f nefunguj\u00ed, jedinou na\u0161\u00ed \u0161anci\u00ed je vsadi\u0165 na selsk\u00fd rozum,“ doplnil Babi\u0161.<\/p>\n

Podle premi\u00e9ra p\u0159i\u0161el n\u00e1vrh na vl\u00e1du ofici\u00e1ln\u00ed cestou z prezidentsk\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e. „M\u00e1me k dispozici t\u00fdm odborn\u00edk\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed vyvinuli novou metodu zvanou prasov\u00e1n\u00ed. Nen\u00ed to nic nov\u00e9ho, \u00fa\u010dinnost t\u00e9to technologie jsme vyzkou\u0161eli ji\u017e na ja\u0159e p\u0159i experiment\u00e1ln\u00ed zabija\u010dce na farm\u011b v Osv\u011btimanech na Uherskohradi\u0161\u0165sku,“ up\u0159esnil Myn\u00e1\u0159 s t\u00edm, \u017ee je zat\u00edm p\u0159ed\u010dasn\u00e9 uv\u00e1d\u011bt podrobnosti p\u0159evratn\u00e9 metody. „Odbornou i laickou ve\u0159ejnost mohu ujistit, \u017ee v\u0161e opravdu funguje. Velk\u00fdm zast\u00e1ncem je tak\u00e9 s\u00e1m pan prezident \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky pan in\u017een\u00fdr Milo\u0161 Zeman,“ zd\u016fraznil.<\/p>\n

Prasovac\u00ed protiepidemick\u00e9 sady se ji\u017e vyr\u00e1b\u011bj\u00ed v Kosteleck\u00fdch uzenin\u00e1ch a zanedlouho by m\u011bly b\u00fdt distribuov\u00e1ny do dom\u00e1cnost\u00ed . „Jde o pilotn\u00ed projekt, na uskute\u010dn\u011bn\u00ed realizov\u00e1n\u00ed opat\u0159en\u00ed jsme ji\u017e obdr\u017eeli dotaci Evropsk\u00e9 unie,“ popsal mluv\u010d\u00ed nov\u011b z\u0159\u00edzen\u00e9 st\u00e1tn\u00ed spole\u010dnosti Vl\u00e1doFert Ji\u0159\u00ed Ov\u010d\u00e1\u010dek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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CO \u0158\u00cdK\u00c1TE NA OBSAZEN\u00cd POSTU<\/em> MINISTRA ZDRAVOTNICT\u00cd
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Jarom\u00edr
\nBos\u00e1k<\/strong><\/span>
\ntelevizn\u00ed
\nkoment\u00e1tor<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"mira\"<\/td>\n„N\u00e1pad ud\u011blat z Myn\u00e1\u0159e ministra m\u00e1 s rozumem asi tolik spole\u010dn\u00e9ho, jako \u010dabajka s racion\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fd\u017eivou. Nev\u00edm, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee ministr\u016f je ve vl\u00e1d\u011b v\u00edc, ne\u017e prst\u016f na ruce zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho lesn\u00edho d\u011bln\u00edka po t\u0159iceti letech pr\u00e1ce s pilami v\u0161eho druhu. Tohle by nevymyslel ani David Coperfield sk\u0159\u00ed\u017eenej s chobotnic\u00ed a kdyby to Ham\u00e1\u010dek \u0159ekl p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem, byl by r\u00e1d, \u017ee by dostal na ned\u011bli vych\u00e1zky.“
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Dalaj
\nL\u00e1ma<\/strong><\/span>
\ndalajl\u00e1ma<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"dalalmama\"<\/td>\n„V \u010desk\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b nen\u00ed, pokud v\u00edm, nikdo vegetari\u00e1nem, a tato zem\u011b tedy nem\u00e1 p\u0159edpoklady k \u00fasp\u011bchu. To je probl\u00e9m. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed by bylo, kdyby se vegetari\u00e1ny stali pape\u017e, Okamura i Babi\u0161. To ov\u0161em z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na Myn\u00e1\u0159ovi, zda odnau\u010d\u00ed pape\u017ee j\u00edst maso. Pokud se zamysl\u00ed nad situac\u00ed ve sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u011bl by se st\u00e1t vegetari\u00e1nem a v\u0161echno se vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. I Myn\u00e1\u0159 pak m\u016f\u017ee prod\u00e1vat uzeniny a v\u0161echny bytosti budou \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9.“<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zden\u011bk Pohlreich
\n<\/strong><\/span>televizn\u00ed
\nv\u00fd\u017eivov\u00fd
\nterorista<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"pohlreich\"<\/a><\/td>\n„Myn\u00e1\u0159 je gastronomick\u00fd jelito, ale j\u00e1 bych to snad i vzal, ale p\u0159ipad\u00e1m si, jako kdyby se na m\u011b v t\u00fd vl\u00e1d\u011b net\u011b\u0161ili, ty vole. P\u0159itom kdyby kandidoval do parlamentu sma\u017eenej \u0159\u00edzek, tak u n\u00e1s dostane devades\u00e1t procent. Tady, kdybych se j\u00e1 stal ministrem, tak se r\u00e1no budou v\u0161em u prdele rojit v\u010dely. Kdybychom si m\u00edsto ministr\u016f koupili metr pa\u0159ezu, tak se aspo\u0148 voh\u0159ejeme. Takhle je ale ve vl\u00e1d\u011b vzduch jako v poklopci a bordel, \u017ee se tam ml\u017e\u00ed i \u010do\u010dky od kamer.“<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ladislav V\u00edzek<\/strong><\/span>
\nfotbalov\u00fd specialista
\nna v\u0161echno
\n<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"\"<\/td>\n„J\u00e1 bych nezmatkoval. Chci, aby zv\u00edt\u011bzil zdrav\u00fd rozum nad emocemi. S jin\u00fdm ministrem by byly starosti, st\u00e1lo by to pen\u00edze, d\u011blaly by se nov\u00e9 smlouvy. Myn\u00e1\u0159 pen\u00edze m\u00e1 a na smlouvy ka\u0161le. A nav\u00edc m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee se do toho stejn\u011b nikdo jin\u00fd nepohrne. Ano, m\u00e1me tu Romana \u0160muclera, kter\u00fd by mohl b\u00fdt trochu jin\u00fdm ministrem. Ale Myn\u00e1\u0159 bude mysl\u00edm jinej a\u017e a\u017e.“<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chuck
\nNorris<\/span><\/strong>
\nfanou\u0161ek
\n\u010desk\u00e9
\nepidemiologie
\n<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"chuck\"<\/td>\n„Asi nejv\u00fdrazn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed postava mezi kandid\u00e1ty. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed jednu mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druhou, ale Myn\u00e1\u0159 m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ob\u011b. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk v nesn\u00e1zi pom\u016f\u017ee mu and\u011bl, kdy\u017e je v nesn\u00e1zi \u010desk\u00e1 kultura, pom\u016f\u017ee j\u00ed Myn\u00e1\u0159.“<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Donald
\nTrump
\n<\/span><\/strong>Donald
\nTrump<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"\"<\/td>\n\u201eJe to neuv\u011b\u0159iteln\u011b komplexn\u00ed t\u00e9ma. Nikdo nev\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee zdravotnictv\u00ed m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt tak komplikovan\u00e9, ne\u017e se objevil Vratislav Myn\u00e1\u0159 se sv\u00fdm prasetem z Osv\u011btiman. Jednou jsem byl ve Zl\u00edn\u011b a zjistili jsme tam, \u017ee moje IQ je jedno z nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch. Nemus\u00edte se ale proto c\u00edtit hloup\u00ed nebo nejist\u00ed \u2013 nen\u00ed to va\u0161e chyba.\u201c<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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Praha – Nikoli epidemiolog, hygienik \u010di parazitolog, ale osobnost je\u0161t\u011b mnohem zn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed stane p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm \u010desk\u00fdm ministrem zdravotnictv\u00ed. \u201ePo s\u00e9rii tragikomick\u00fdch ne\u00fasp\u011bch\u016f Adama Vojt\u011bcha a Romana Prymuly jsme se rozhodli oslovit kancl\u00e9\u0159e Vratislava Myn\u00e1\u0159e. Tedy \u010dlov\u011bka, kter\u00fd se u\u017e v boji s koronavirem osv\u011bd\u010dil v regionech,“ p\u0159edstavil novou posilu premi\u00e9r Andrej Babi\u0161. „Postupy epidemiolog\u016f a hygienik\u016f nefunguj\u00ed, jedinou na\u0161\u00ed \u0161anci\u00ed je vsadi\u0165 na selsk\u00fd rozum,“ doplnil Babi\u0161.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2238,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions\/2238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}