{"id":2194,"date":"2019-11-12T12:08:38","date_gmt":"2019-11-12T10:08:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2194"},"modified":"2019-11-12T12:30:23","modified_gmt":"2019-11-12T10:30:23","slug":"pohlavi-jaromira-soukupa-e-pohlavnictvi-televizniho-tovarnika-nabizi-stovky-variant-sexualni-identity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2194","title":{"rendered":"Pohlav\u00ed Jarom\u00edra Soukupa. E-pohlavnictv\u00ed televizn\u00edho tov\u00e1rn\u00edka nab\u00edz\u00ed stovky variant sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed identity"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\nSEX Z DOBR\u00c9 RUKY.<\/strong> Jarom\u00edr Soukup pojal reklam\u00ed kampa\u0148 na zm\u011bnu pohlav\u00ed velmi zodpov\u011bdn\u011b a na sv\u00e9m televizn\u00edm kan\u00e1le poskytuje div\u00e1k\u016fm i praktick\u00e9 uk\u00e1zky. <\/em><\/td>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Praha<\/em> \u2013 Ani vete\u0161nictv\u00ed ani autovrakovi\u0161t\u011b a dokonce ani televizn\u00ed magn\u00e1tstv\u00ed, ale internetov\u00e9 pohlavnictv\u00ed se m\u00e1 st\u00e1t novou vlajkovou lod\u00ed flotily firem medi\u00e1ln\u00edho byznysmena\u00a0 Jarom\u00edra Soukupa. „Sv\u011bt pohlav\u00ed je nesm\u00edrn\u00fd a o p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed v n\u011bm nen\u00ed nouze,“ sd\u011blil Soukup agentur\u00e1m p\u0159i p\u0159edstavov\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00e9ho nov\u00e9ho e-shopu Moje pohlav\u00ed.cz.<\/p>\n

Prvn\u00ed dny ostr\u00e9ho provozu prov\u00e1z\u00ed siln\u00e1 reklamn\u00ed kampa\u0148 a slogan ‚Sex z dobr\u00e9 ruky‘ dominuje i v Soukupem moderovan\u00fdch po\u0159adech na kan\u00e1lu TV Barrandov \u010di v dialoz\u00edch postav pou\u010dn\u00e9ho autorsk\u00e9ho sitcomu Premi\u00e9r. „Nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm tajemstv\u00edm, \u017ee se Soukupovy firmy v posledn\u00edch letech nevyzna\u010duj\u00ed b\u016fhv\u00edjak z\u00e1vratnou ekonomickou vitalitou a zd\u00e1 se, \u017ee s\u00e1zka na rozv\u00edjej\u00edc\u00ed se sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed byznys by tak mohla b\u00fdt pokusem o jak\u00e9si ztopo\u0159en\u00ed ekonomick\u00e9 bilance cel\u00e9ho povadl\u00e9ho imp\u00e9ria,“ soud\u00ed ekonom a medi\u00e1ln\u00ed analytik Tom\u00e1\u0161 Mchrt.<\/p>\n

Na nov\u00e9m gendershopu lze u\u017e t\u00fdden po ostr\u00e9m spu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed vyb\u00edrat z nab\u00eddky v\u00edce ne\u017e t\u0159\u00ed stovek variant sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed identity. Podle Soukupa, kter\u00fd upustil od tuctov\u00e9ho ozna\u010den\u00ed tov\u00e1rn\u00edk a od pod\u0159\u00edzen\u00fdch nyn\u00ed vy\u017eaduje osloven\u00ed ‚pane pohlavn\u00edku‘, ale nab\u00eddka \u010dasem ur\u010dit\u011b p\u0159es\u00e1hne tis\u00edcovku. Krom\u011b oblig\u00e1tn\u00edch takvan\u00fdch t\u0159et\u00edch pohlav\u00ed, kdy jsou lid\u00e9 chromozom\u00e1ln\u011b t\u0159eba mu\u017ei, psychicky \u017eeny a hormon\u00e1ln\u011b n\u011bco mezi, nab\u00edz\u00ed Soukup z dobr\u00e9 ruky t\u0159eba varianty pro nejr\u016fzn\u011bji bezpohlavn\u00ed jedince, p\u0159\u00edznivce zeleniny, hv\u011bzdn\u00fdch v\u00e1lek \u010di rodiny Simpsonov\u00fdch. Zav\u00e1d\u011bc\u00ed ceny pak web nab\u00edz\u00ed voli\u010d\u016fm Milo\u0161e Zemana nebo p\u0159\u00edvr\u017eenc\u016fm rozli\u010dn\u00fdch frakc\u00ed Komunistick\u00e9 strany \u010cech, Moravy a Slezska. „Pokud zm\u011bna pohlav\u00ed vy\u017eaduje l\u00e9ka\u0159skou p\u00e9\u010di, vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1me na\u0161i ji\u017e zavedenou kliniku plastick\u00e9 chirurgie M\u016fjbe\u010far.cz,“ popsal.
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P\u0159esto\u017ee nov\u00e9 Soukupovy aktivity zd\u00e1nilv\u011b nesouvis\u00ed s jeho zaveden\u00fdm byznysem, vyvolaly rozruch i mezi ostatn\u00edmi medi\u00e1ln\u00edmi magn\u00e1ty. Jak se uk\u00e1zalo, i oni toti\u017e maj\u00ed velk\u00e9 pohlavn\u00ed pl\u00e1ny a za konkurentem z Barrandova v t\u00e9to chv\u00edli zaost\u00e1vaj\u00ed. V budov\u011b n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edch hov\u011bz\u00edch jatek Kosteleck\u00fdch uzenin se ka\u017ed\u00fdm dnem rozjede firma GenderFert, v n\u00ed\u017e se chystaj\u00ed nab\u00edzet sv\u00e1 pohlav\u00ed sv\u011b\u0159enci Andreje Babi\u0161e. Je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed \u00fatok na Soukupovy sexu\u00e1ln\u00ed pozice pak lze o\u010dek\u00e1vat ze strany investi\u010dn\u00ed skupiny Penta. Ta se chyst\u00e1 vyu\u017e\u00edt hust\u00e9 s\u00edt\u011b vlastn\u00edch l\u00e9k\u00e1ren Dr. Max, v nich\u017e maj\u00ed p\u016fsobit i pobo\u010dky spole\u010dnosti Dr. Sex. Stejn\u011b jako (ne)Babi\u0161ova Mafra a Soukupova TV Barrandov, poslou\u017e\u00ed Pent\u011b z\u0159ejm\u011b jako reklamn\u00ed nosi\u010d jej\u00ed vlastn\u00ed vydavatelsk\u00fd d\u016fm a zejm\u00e9na \u010dasopisy Vlasta, Kv\u011bty, Moje rodina a P\u0159ekvapen\u00ed. „Na\u0161e pl\u00e1ny v tomto sexbiznise s\u00fa ve\u013ek\u00e9 ako \u0165ava a hociak\u00e1 tak\u00e1 gorila, ktor\u00e1 vie v telev\u00edzii iba m\u00e1va\u0165 rukami, n\u00e1s nem\u00f4\u017ee ohrozi\u0165,“ neskr\u00fdv\u00e1 nervozitu ze Soukupova po\u010dinu spolumajitel Penty Jaroslav Ha\u0161\u010d\u00e1k.<\/p>\n

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ANKETA:<\/span><\/strong> Pro\u010d jste si zm\u011bnil(a),(o), (u), (e), (i), (\u017e), (f)\u00a0 pohlav\u00ed?<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jarom\u00edr
\nBos\u00e1k<\/strong><\/span>
\njokesexu\u00e1l<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"mira\"<\/td>\nNo, bylo jsem trochu o\u017eraluo. Uzn\u00e1v\u00e1m, \u017ee n\u00e1pad zm\u011bnit si pohlav\u00ed m\u00e1 s logikou asi tolik spole\u010dn\u00e9ho, jako \u010dabajka s racion\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fd\u017eivou. Nev\u00edm, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee n\u00e1s nebude v\u00edc, ne\u017e prst\u016f na ruce zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho lesn\u00edho d\u011bln\u00edka po t\u0159iceti letech pr\u00e1ce s pilami v\u0161eho druhu. Tohle by nevymyslel ani David Coperfield sk\u0159\u00ed\u017eenej s chobotnic\u00ed a kdyby to Soukup \u0159ekl p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem, byl by r\u00e1d, \u017ee by dostal na ned\u011bli vych\u00e1zky.<\/span><\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Dalaj
\nL\u00e1ma<\/strong><\/span>
\nbaklazhangender<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"dalalmama\"<\/td>\nMoje p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00ed inkarnace bude do bakla\u017e\u00e1nu. Kdo nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d bakla\u017e\u00e1ny, nem\u00e1 p\u0159edpoklady k \u00fasp\u011bchu. To je probl\u00e9m. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed by bylo, kdyby se bakla\u017e\u00e1nisty stali pape\u017e, Okamura i Merkelov\u00e1. To ov\u0161em z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na, zda b\u016fh v\u0161ech bakla\u017e\u00e1n\u016f odnau\u010d\u00ed pape\u017ee j\u00edst maso. Pokud se zamysl\u00ed nad situac\u00ed ve sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u011bl by se st\u00e1t vegetari\u00e1nem a v\u0161echno se vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed a v\u0161echny bakla\u017e\u00e1ny budou \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Donald
\nTrump
\n<\/strong><\/span>orangegender<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"\"<\/td>\nU zakladatele n\u00e1bo\u017eensk\u00e9 spole\u010dnosti 50 Shades of orange je to mysl\u00edm logick\u00e1 volba. J\u00e1 v\u00edm, jak d\u011blat v\u011bci oran\u017eov\u00e9 tak, aby byly spr\u00e1vn\u00e9. Proto\u017ee tak je to spr\u00e1vn\u00e9, tak to m\u00e1 b\u00fdt. Oran\u017eov\u00e1 mus\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u017edy oran\u017eov\u00e1. Dovolte mi odej\u00edt.<\/span><\/span> D\u011bkuji.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Franti\u0161ek Straka
\n<\/strong><\/span>tatar\u00e1ksexu\u00e1l
\n<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"kalamity<\/td>\nSpole\u010dnost je moment\u00e1ln\u011b impotentn\u00ed a pan Soukup m\u00e1 na to, aby ji oplodnil. Pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho je ur\u010dit\u011b dobr\u00e9 syrov\u00e9 maso, ur\u010dit\u011b ne\u0161kod\u00ed ani luxusn\u00ed oble\u010den. Zevn\u011bj\u0161ek mus\u00ed b\u00fdt v\u017edycky slad\u011bn, ide\u00e1ln\u00ed je \u010dern\u00e1 barva.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chuck Norris<\/span><\/strong>
\ninfinitygender<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"chuck\"<\/td>\nVolba pohlav\u00ed od Jarom\u00edra Soukupa je spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 volba. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed jednu mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druhou, ale Jarom\u00edr Soukup m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ob\u011b. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk v nesn\u00e1zi pom\u016f\u017ee mu and\u011bl, kdy\u017e je v nesn\u00e1zi pohlav\u00ed pom\u016f\u017ee Jarom\u00edr Soukup.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Josef Csapl\u00e1r<\/span><\/strong>
\nexpertsexu\u00e1l<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"csapl\u00e1r\"<\/td>\nDo lidsk\u00fdch rozkrok\u016f zam\u00ed\u0159\u00ed bezpochyby je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc nekvality. Pokud chcete vybudovat n\u011bco na zdrav\u00fdch z\u00e1kladech, mus\u00edte v\u011bdet pro\u010d.. To, \u017ee o tom um\u00edm mluvit, je sice hezk\u00e9, ale dal\u0161\u00ed ot\u00e1zkou je, jestli v\u00edm, jak to prov\u00e9st. D\u011blal jsem to u\u017e n\u011bkdy, um\u00edm to postavit? Pokud to p\u0159evedu do lid\u0161tiny, pak \u0159eknu, \u017ee je to v hajzlu. Rozhodn\u011b nechci jakkoli sni\u017eovat odborn\u00e9 kvality pana Soukupa a jeho t\u00fdmu, ale jsou to nekompetentn\u00ed kret\u00e9ni.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Andrej
\nHalu\u0161ka
\n<\/span><\/strong>majorsexu\u00e1l<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"\"<\/td>\n\u010co bolo, to bolo! V p\u00e4tn\u00e1ctom storo\u010d\u00ed som nebol, ale terazky som majorom. Keby toto ale vid\u011bl s\u00fadruh minister \u010cepi\u010dka, boli bysme v\u0161eci v rici!<\/span>
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Ladislav V\u00edzek<\/em><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/strong>kozlosexu\u00e1l<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n		\"1164186-img-sport-fotbal-vizek-exhibice-crop-crop\"<\/td>\nChci, aby zv\u00edt\u011bzil zdrav\u00fd rozum nad emocemi. S jin\u00fdm pohlav\u00edm jsou v\u017edycky starosti a stoj\u00ed to pen\u00edze. Pokud se lidi nau\u010d\u00ed p\u00edt kozla a bude to je\u0161t\u011b v m\u00fd hospod\u011b, nebude je to st\u00e1t moc pen\u011bz a budou jin\u00fd a\u017e a\u017e.
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Ani vete\u0161nictv\u00ed ani autovrakovi\u0161t\u011b a dokonce ani televizn\u00ed magn\u00e1tstv\u00ed, ale internetov\u00e9 pohlavnictv\u00ed se m\u00e1 st\u00e1t novou vlajkovou lod\u00ed flotily firem medi\u00e1ln\u00edho byznysmena Jarom\u00edra Soukupa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2194"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2216,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions\/2216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}