{"id":2176,"date":"2019-08-21T10:15:27","date_gmt":"2019-08-21T08:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2176"},"modified":"2019-08-21T10:46:42","modified_gmt":"2019-08-21T08:46:42","slug":"uz-zadny-neznamy-stanek-ci-prostoreky-smarda-v-cele-ministerstva-kultury-stane-nejspis-jirina-bohdalova-nebo-horst-fuchs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2176","title":{"rendered":"U\u017e \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd nezn\u00e1m\u00fd Stan\u011bk \u010di prosto\u0159ek\u00fd \u0160marda! V \u010dele ministerstva kultury stane nejsp\u00ed\u0161 Ji\u0159ina Bohdalov\u00e1 nebo Horst Fuchs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n\"HV\u011aZDA.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nHV\u011aZDA. Horst Fuchs by byl mezi \u010dleny \u010desk\u00e9 vl\u00e1dy nep\u0159ehl\u00e9dnuteln\u00fd. Krom\u011b toho m\u016f\u017ee o p\u0159est\u00e1vk\u00e1ch sma\u017eit vejce na kapot\u00e1ch vl\u00e1dn\u00edch ferrari a tak\u00e9 um\u00ed trochu n\u011bmecky.
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<\/td>\n\"DAL\u0160\u00cd<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nDAL\u0160\u00cd \u017dENA? Vedle ministry\u0148 Dost\u00e1lov\u00e9, Schillerov\u00e9, Mal\u00e1\u010dov\u00e9 \u010di Bene\u0161ov\u00e9 by se Ji\u0159ina Bohdalov\u00e1 ur\u010dit\u011b neztratila.
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Praha – Nikoli kari\u00e9rn\u00ed politik, ale osobnost je\u0161t\u011b mnohem zn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed stane p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm \u010desk\u00fdm ministrem kultury. \u201ePo tragikomick\u00e9m ne\u00fasp\u011bchu s nominac\u00ed Michala \u0160mardy jsme se rozhodli zvolit jinou strategii. Starosta Nov\u00e9ho M\u011bsta na Morav\u011b a lev v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00fdch salon\u016f byl sice velmi kvalitn\u00ed kandid\u00e1t, ale nyn\u00ed u\u017e v\u00edme, \u017ee tento post \u017e\u00e1d\u00e1 n\u011bkoho je\u0161t\u011b lep\u0161\u00edho. Vyb\u00edrat proto budeme mezi lidmi, kter\u00e9 zn\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina \u010desk\u00e9 populace,\u201c vysv\u011btlil p\u0159edseda soci\u00e1ln\u00edch demokrat\u016f Jan Ham\u00e1\u010dek s t\u00edm, \u017ee tato krit\u00e9ria u\u017e aktu\u00e1ln\u011b nespl\u0148uje nap\u0159\u00edklad ani herec V\u00edt\u011bzslav Jand\u00e1k. \u201ePan Jand\u00e1k se neobjevil v \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 v\u00fdrazn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed roli od doby Flori\u00e1nka \u010eoubal\u00edka,\u201c zd\u016fvodnil Ham\u00e1\u010dek.<\/p>\n

V neju\u017e\u0161\u00edm v\u00fdb\u011bru, z n\u011bho\u017e bude v p\u00e1tek losovat soci\u00e1ln\u011bdemokratick\u00e9 politbyro, tak je podle informac\u00ed z Lidov\u00e9ho domu favoritkou here\u010dka a nyn\u00ed i moder\u00e1torka Ji\u0159ina Bohdalov\u00e1, v hled\u00e1\u010dku se ale objevil t\u0159eba i horsk\u00fd duchovn\u00ed v\u016fdce toho \u010dasu v exilu, sportovn\u00ed koment\u00e1tor \u010di dokonce sv\u011btozn\u00e1m\u00e1 ak\u010dn\u00ed hv\u011bzda. Za v\u016fbec nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edho konkurenta Bohdalov\u00e9 je v\u0161ak ozna\u010dov\u00e1n kreativn\u00ed guru teleshopingov\u00fdch show Horst Fuchs.<\/p>\n

\u201ePan\u00ed Bohdalov\u00e1 je sice velmi popul\u00e1rn\u00ed a m\u00e1 i sv\u016fj vlastn\u00ed po\u0159ad, ale ministryn\u011b by asi p\u0159ece jen nem\u011bla mluvit jako R\u00e1kosn\u00ed\u010dek. Pro m\u011b je jasn\u00e1 volba pan Fuchs. Jako rakousk\u00fd ob\u010dan m\u00e1 ur\u010dit\u011b n\u011bjak\u00e9 \u010desk\u00e9 p\u0159edky, v\u0161ichni jej znaj\u00ed a mluv\u00ed hlasem Zde\u0148ka Jun\u00e1ka. Nav\u00edc je velmi dob\u0159e zaps\u00e1n i v prost\u0159ed\u00ed v\u00edde\u0148sk\u00e9 opery, tak\u017ee by jej zde ur\u010dit\u011b nemusel nikdo p\u0159edstavovat,\u201c vysv\u011btlil Ham\u00e1\u010dek.<\/p>\n

Podle mluv\u010d\u00ed vl\u00e1dy Jany Adamcov\u00e9 je zat\u00edm v podstat\u011b jedno, jak\u00e9 jm\u00e9no premi\u00e9rovi Andreji Babi\u0161ovi socialist\u00e9 p\u0159inesou, z\u00e1le\u017eet bude zejm\u00e9na na takzvan\u00e9 chemii mezi on\u00edm kandid\u00e1tem, premi\u00e9rem a prezidentem. U prezidenta Zemana by mohla m\u00edt navrch jeho v\u011brn\u00e1 obdivovatelka Bohdalov\u00e1, u Babi\u0161e to v\u0161ak m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt naopak. Zat\u00edmco Fuchs m\u00e1 t\u0159eba bohatou zku\u0161enost s prodejem gumov\u00fdch had\u016f jedn\u00e9 z chemi\u010dek Agrofertu, Bohdalov\u00e9 by mohla v o\u010d\u00edch zku\u0161en\u00e9ho rozv\u011bd\u010d\u00edka Babi\u0161e u\u0161kodit jej\u00ed role v trezorov\u00e9m filmu Ucho. \u201ePan premi\u00e9r se s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed rozhodne s\u00e1m, zda se o n\u00e1vrhu na nominaci nov\u00e9ho ministra rozhodne s\u00e1m, nebo zda tuto n\u00e1ro\u010dnou pr\u00e1ci nech\u00e1 op\u011bt na panu prezidentovi,\u201c uzav\u0159ela Adamcov\u00e1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
KDO JE TA<\/em>K\u00c9 VE H\u0158E O POST MINISTRA KULTURY<\/em><\/span><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jarom\u00edr
\nBos\u00e1k<\/strong><\/span>
\ntelevizn\u00ed
\nkoment\u00e1tor<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"mira\"<\/td>\n„N\u00e1pad ud\u011blat ze m\u011b ministra m\u00e1 s rozumem asi tolik spole\u010dn\u00e9ho, jako \u010dabajka s racion\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fd\u017eivou. Nev\u00edm, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee ministr\u016f je ve vl\u00e1d\u011b v\u00edc, ne\u017e prst\u016f na ruce zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho lesn\u00edho d\u011bln\u00edka po t\u0159iceti letech pr\u00e1ce s pilami v\u0161eho druhu. Tohle by nevymyslel ani David Coperfield sk\u0159\u00ed\u017eenej s chobotnic\u00ed a kdyby to Ham\u00e1\u010dek \u0159ekl p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem, byl by r\u00e1d, \u017ee by dostal na ned\u011bli vych\u00e1zky,“ komentoval pl\u00e1ny soci\u00e1ln\u00edch demokrat\u016f s\u00e1m Bos\u00e1k.
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Dalaj
\nL\u00e1ma<\/strong><\/span>
\ndalajl\u00e1ma<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"dalalmama\"<\/td>\n„V \u010desk\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b nen\u00ed, pokud v\u00edm, nikdo vegetari\u00e1nem, a tato zem\u011b tedy nem\u00e1 p\u0159edpoklady k \u00fasp\u011bchu. To je probl\u00e9m. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed by bylo, kdyby se vegetari\u00e1ny stali pape\u017e, Okamura i Babi\u0161. To ov\u0161em z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na Babi\u0161ovi, zda odnau\u010d\u00ed pape\u017ee j\u00edst maso. Pokud se zamysl\u00ed nad situac\u00ed ve sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u011bl by se st\u00e1t vegetari\u00e1nem a v\u0161echno se vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed. I Babi\u0161 pak m\u016f\u017ee prod\u00e1vat uzeniny a v\u0161echny bytosti budou \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9.“<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zden\u011bk Pohlreich
\n<\/strong><\/span>televizn\u00ed
\nv\u00fd\u017eivov\u00fd
\nterorista<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"pohlreich\"<\/a><\/td>\n„J\u00e1 bych to snad i vzal, ale p\u0159ipad\u00e1m si, jako kdyby se na m\u011b v t\u00fd vl\u00e1d\u011b net\u011b\u0161ili, ty vole. P\u0159itom kdyby kandidoval do parlamentu sma\u017eenej \u0159\u00edzek, tak u n\u00e1s dostane devades\u00e1t procent. Tady, kdybych se j\u00e1 stal ministrem, tak se\u00a0 r\u00e1no budou v\u0161em u prdele rojit v\u010dely. Kdybychom si m\u00edsto ministr\u016f koupili metr pa\u0159ezu, tak se aspo\u0148 voh\u0159ejeme. Takhle je ale ve vl\u00e1d\u011b vzduch jako v poklopci a bordel, \u017ee se tam ml\u017e\u00ed i \u010do\u010dky od kamer.“<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gogo<\/strong><\/span>
\ngogo<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"gogo\"<\/td>\n„J\u00e1 bych nezmatkoval. Chci, aby zv\u00edt\u011bzil zdrav\u00fd rozum nad emocemi. S jin\u00fdm ministrem by byly starosti, st\u00e1lo by to pen\u00edze, d\u011blaly by se nov\u00e9 smlouvy. Gogo pen\u00edze m\u00e1 a na smlouvy ka\u0161le. A nav\u00edc m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee se do toho stejn\u011b nikdo jin\u00fd nepohrne. Ano, m\u00e1me tu Karla Gotta, kter\u00fd by mohl b\u00fdt trochu jin\u00fdm ministrem. Ale Gogo bude mysl\u00edm jinej a\u017e a\u017e,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 o tomto kandid\u00e1tovi fotbalov\u00fd internacion\u00e1l Ladislav V\u00edzek.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chuck
\nNorris<\/span><\/strong>
\nfanou\u0161ek
\n\u010desk\u00e9
\nkultury<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"chuck\"<\/td>\nAsi nejv\u00fdrazn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed postava mezi kandid\u00e1ty. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed jednu mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druhou, ale Chuck m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ob\u011b. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk v nesn\u00e1zi pom\u016f\u017ee mu and\u011bl, kdy\u017e je v nesn\u00e1zi \u010desk\u00e1 kultura, pom\u016f\u017ee j\u00ed Chuck Norris.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Kouzeln\u00edk
\n\u017dito<\/span><\/strong>
\n\u0161\u00e9f Landasman\u0161aftu<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"landa\"<\/td>\nV posledn\u00ed dob\u011b se sice pon\u011bkud st\u00e1hl, ale jeho duchapln\u00e9 texty st\u00e1le promlouvaj\u00ed k lidstvu. Na rozd\u00edl od v\u011bt\u0161iny jin\u00fdch m\u00e1 kladn\u00fd vztak k n\u00e1bo\u017eenstv\u00ed a okultn\u00edm v\u011bd\u00e1m. Star\u00e1 se o t\u0159i pandy a dv\u011b koaly.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zden\u011bk \u0160kromach
\n<\/span><\/strong>exelektrik\u00e1\u0159, exsen\u00e1tor<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"1321135_zdenek-skromach\"<\/td>\n\n

P\u0159esto\u017ee aktu\u00e1ln\u011b nen\u00ed ve vrcholn\u00e9 politice, produkuje st\u00e1le velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed selfies a dr\u017e\u00ed se mezi nejobl\u00edb\u011bn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi politiky. Trochu zhubnul, tak\u017ee bu\u010f\u00a0 sportuje nebo m\u00e1 rakovinu. U premi\u00e9ra Babi\u0161e to m\u00e1 dobr\u00e9, proto\u017ee vlastn\u00ed baz\u00e9n z Gumotexu B\u0159eclav. Byl u\u017e tak\u00e9 na klu\u010di\u010d\u00ed svatb\u011b.<\/p>\n


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Nikoli kari\u00e9rn\u00ed politik, ale osobnost je\u0161t\u011b mnohem zn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed se s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed stane p\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u00edm \u010desk\u00fdm ministrem kultury. Po tragikomick\u00e9m ne\u00fasp\u011bchu s nominac\u00ed Michala \u0160mardy se soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokrat\u00e9 rozhodli zvolit jinou strategii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,16],"tags":[90,26,93,91,94,92],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2176"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2192,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2176\/revisions\/2192"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}