{"id":2151,"date":"2018-01-24T09:52:39","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T07:52:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2151"},"modified":"2018-01-24T11:44:57","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T09:44:57","slug":"vime-prvni-zemanovu-kampan-sponzoruje-krtek-z-ciny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2151","title":{"rendered":"V\u00cdME PRVN\u00cd: Zemanovu kampa\u0148 plat\u00ed \u010c\u00ed\u0148an\u00e9. P\u0159es krtka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\nKRT NEN\u00cd \u0160KRT. V \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch televiz\u00edch m\u00e1 ji\u017e \u0159adu m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto reklama, v n\u00ed\u017e spolu s krte\u010dkem vystupuje i \u010desk\u00fd prezident.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n\u00a0PARTNE\u0158I. Pr\u00e1va na distribuci krtk\u016f v nejlidnat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zemi sv\u011bta dr\u017e\u00ed Z\u00e1pado\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 spole\u010dnost.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Praha<\/em> \u2013 Miroslav \u0160louf se nyn\u00ed ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed v politick\u00e9m hrob\u011b p\u0159i pomy\u0161len\u00ed na to, jak\u00e9 strhuj\u00edc\u00ed tempo nabrala prezidentsk\u00e1 kampa\u0148 Milo\u0161e Zemana. Fini\u0161 je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed p\u00e1r dny odepisovan\u00e9ho klop\u00fdtaj\u00edc\u00edho oberlence Milo\u0161e Zemana je toti\u017e drtiv\u00fd a nekompromisn\u00ed. „Nasadili jsme v\u0161echno. Nejen to, co m\u00e1me, ale samoz\u0159ejm\u011b i to, co nem\u00e1me,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 s hrdost\u00ed v hlase Jan Veleba, emeritn\u00ed velkochovatel prasat, sen\u00e1tor a p\u0159edseda Sdru\u017een\u00ed rodi\u010d\u016f a p\u0159\u00e1tel Milo\u0161e Zemana.<\/p>\n

Kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00fdm bodem z\u00e1v\u011bru kampan\u011b je velkorys\u00e1 billboardov\u00e1 smr\u0161\u0165 Stop migrant\u016fm a Draho\u0161ovi. Jej\u00ed financov\u00e1n\u00ed bylo dosud zahalenou rou\u0161kou tajemstv\u00ed, nyn\u00ed se v\u0161ak tajemn\u00fd sponzor rozhodl vystupit z ilegality. „Inzerci v tisku i velkoplo\u0161n\u00e9 plak\u00e1ty plat\u00ed \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd dovozce ply\u0161ov\u00fdch krte\u010dk\u016f,“ sd\u011blil Miroslav Sch\u00f6n z firmy Mountshit, kter\u00e1 krom\u011b koordinov\u00e1n\u00ed kampan\u011b zaji\u0161\u0165uje i barterovou sm\u011bnu \u010desk\u00fdch krte\u010dk\u016f za \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 seka\u010dky.<\/p>\n

Podle Veleby je krtek ide\u00e1ln\u00ed partner – krom\u011b ekonomick\u00e9 s\u00edly v n\u011bm toti\u017e d\u0159\u00edme i v\u00fdznamn\u00fd kapit\u00e1l politick\u00fd. „Na tuto my\u0161lenku n\u00e1s p\u0159ivedl sinolog a filozof Jarda Tvrd\u00edk. Krtek se stane tv\u00e1\u0159\u00ed cel\u00e9ho druh\u00e9ho funk\u010dn\u00edho obdob\u00ed pana prezidenta in\u017een\u00fdra Milo\u0161e Zemana. Je to symbol pracovitosti, nadhledu a moudrosti. Nav\u00edc jej ur\u010dit\u011b nebude podez\u0159\u00edvat, \u017ee by byl nedejbo\u017ee slun\u00ed\u010dk\u00e1\u0159,“ dodal Veleba.<\/p>\n

Podle prezidentsk\u00e9 kancel\u00e1\u0159e m\u00e1 krte\u010dek dokonce ambice us\u00eddlit se nad Hradem. „Je zt\u011blesn\u011bn\u00edm dobra, m\u00edru a ryz\u00edho internacionalismu. Vlajka s t\u00edmto symbolem tak d\u016fstojn\u011b nahrad\u00ed onu nen\u00e1vid\u011bnou vlajku tyransk\u00e9 Evropsk\u00e9 unie,“ potvrdil hradn\u00ed mluv\u010d\u00ed Ji\u0159\u00ed Ov\u010d\u00e1\u010dek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
ANKETA:<\/span><\/strong> Je Milo\u0161 Zeman dobr\u00fd prezident?<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Karel Schwarzenberg
\n<\/em><\/span><\/em><\/strong>\u0161lechtic<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"karl\"<\/a><\/td>\nNen\u00ed to \u0161patnej prezident, ale trochu moc chlast\u00e1. \u0158\u00edk\u00e1 na plnou hubu to, co si ostatn\u00ed jen mysl\u00ed. J\u00e1 mysl\u00edm, \u017ee se p\u0159\u00e1tel\u00ed s nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edmi typy, se zlod\u011bji i kurvami, se v\u0161\u00edm mo\u017en\u00fdm. Ale m\u00e1 je odpozorovan\u00fd, to je vid\u011bt. Pokud v\u00edm, tak se v posledn\u00ed dob\u011b p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 nevo\u017eral a ani ho nikdo nevyfotil s \u017e\u00e1dnou holkou.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jan Veleba<\/em><\/strong><\/span>
\nemeritn\u00ed zem\u011bd\u011blec,
\nsen\u00e1tor, p\u0159edseda SRPMZ
\n<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"jenda\"<\/a><\/td>\nMilo\u0161 Zeman obsahuje v\u016fbec nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00ed pod\u00edl dom\u00e1c\u00edch surovin ze v\u0161ech vlada\u0159\u016f v \u010desk\u00e9 historii. V sou\u010dasn\u00e9 dob\u011b pracujeme na rozboru, zda prezidentovy tukov\u00e9 z\u00e1soby spl\u0148uj\u00ed t\u0159icetiprocentn\u00ed kv\u00f3tu moravsk\u00e9ho p\u016fvodu, ale to je vzhledem k jeho z\u00e1lib\u00e1m mysl\u00edm jen formalita.
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Dalaj
\nL\u00e1ma<\/strong><\/span>
\ndalajl\u00e1ma<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"dalalmama\"<\/td>\nPan Zeman nen\u00ed bohu\u017eel vegetari\u00e1nem a nem\u00e1 tedy p\u0159edpoklady k \u00fasp\u011bchu. To je probl\u00e9m. Ide\u00e1ln\u00ed by bylo, kdyby se vegetari\u00e1ny stali pape\u017e, Babi\u0161 i Zeman. To ov\u0161em z\u00e1le\u017e\u00ed na Zemanovi, zda odnau\u010d\u00ed pape\u017ee j\u00edst maso. Pokud se zamysl\u00ed nad situac\u00ed ve sv\u011bt\u011b, m\u011bl by se st\u00e1t vegetari\u00e1nem, v\u0161echno se vy\u0159e\u0161\u00ed a v\u0161echny bytosti budou \u0161\u0165astn\u00e9.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Zden\u011bk
\nPolreich<\/strong><\/span>
\ngastrosexu\u00e1l
\n<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"pohlreich\"<\/a><\/td>\nJe to v\u00fdbornej prezident. Kdybych j\u00e1 sn\u011bdl a vypil za tejden p\u016flku toho, co on za den, tak se mi budou u prdele rojit v\u010dely. A kdy\u017e n\u011bco \u0159ekne, tak je to obvykle takov\u00e1 bomba, \u017ee se z toho venku zastav\u00ed bagry. Akor\u00e1t ten jeho kancl\u00e9\u0159 m\u011b sere. L\u00ednej je jak vandr\u00e1k po vob\u011bd\u011b, hospodu m\u011bl v\u017edycky mizernou, a na hrad\u011b se houpe jak vosl\u00ed penis. Kdyby si m\u00edsto n\u011bj po\u0159\u00eddili metr pa\u0159ezu, tak se mohli aspo\u0148 voh\u0159\u00e1t.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Ladislav V\u00edzek<\/em><\/span>
\n<\/span><\/strong>legenda<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n		\"1164186-img-sport-fotbal-vizek-exhibice-crop-crop\"<\/td>\nJ\u00e1 bych nezmatkoval. Chci, aby zv\u00edt\u011bzil zdrav\u00fd rozum nad emocemi. S jin\u00fdm prezidentem by byly starosti, st\u00e1lo by to pen\u00edze, d\u011blaly by se nov\u00e9 smlouvy. Zeman na smlouvy ka\u0161le. A nav\u00edc m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee se do toho stejn\u011b nikdo jin\u00fd nepohrne. Ano, m\u00e1me tu Okamuru, kter\u00fd by mohl b\u00fdt trochu jin\u00fdm prezidentem. Ale Zeman je mysl\u00edm jinej a\u017e a\u017e.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Jarom\u00edr
\nBos\u00e1k<\/strong><\/span>
\nkoment\u00e1tor
\n<\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"mira\"<\/td>\nN\u00e1pad ud\u011blat z Milo\u0161e Zemana pomoc\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00e9 kampan\u011b slu\u0161n\u00e9ho \u010dlov\u011bka m\u00e1 se zdrav\u00fdm rozumem asi tolik spole\u010dn\u00e9ho, jako \u010dabajka s racion\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fd\u017eivou. Nev\u00edm, ale m\u00e1m pocit, \u017ee rozumn\u00fdch rozhodnut\u00ed neud\u011blal v\u00edc, ne\u017e kolik je prst\u016f na ruce zaslou\u017eil\u00e9ho lesn\u00edho d\u011bln\u00edka po t\u0159iceti letech pr\u00e1ce s pilami v\u0161eho druhu. Tohle by nevymyslel ani David Coperfield sk\u0159\u00ed\u017eenej s chobotnic\u00ed, a kdyby to Myn\u00e1\u0159 \u0159ekl p\u0159ed m\u011bs\u00edcem, byl by r\u00e1d, \u017ee by dostal na ned\u011bli vych\u00e1zky.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Viktor Janukovy\u010d<\/strong>
\ndikt\u00e1tor
\nve v\u00fdslu\u017eb\u011b<\/em><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/td>\n		\"januk\"<\/a><\/td>\nUr\u010dit\u011b lep\u0161\u00edm, ne\u017e t\u0159eba Bandera nebo Poro\u0161enko. Jinak ale p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 dobr\u00fdm prezidentem nen\u00ed. Pokud v\u00edm, nechyst\u00e1 se ani ke z\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed vlastn\u00ed zoologick\u00e9 zahrady. A\u0165 si to, vy \u010ce\u0161i p\u0159izn\u00e1te nebo ne, Zeman je prost\u011b naivn\u00ed pros\u0165\u00e1\u010dek. Je pravda, \u017ee u v\u00e1s prezident nem\u00e1 t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 co ukr\u00e1st, ale i tak jist\u00e9 mo\u017enosti m\u00e1. \u00d3\u00f3\u00f3, jak t\u0159eba V\u00e1clav Klaus um\u011bl obchodovat s milostmi…<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Chuck Norris<\/span><\/strong>
\nfanou\u0161ek \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"chuck\"<\/td>\nJe to spr\u00e1vn\u00e1 volba. N\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 maj\u00ed jednu mozkovou hemisf\u00e9ru v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e druhou, ale Milo\u0161 Zeman m\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed ob\u011b. Kdy\u017e je \u010dlov\u011bk v nesn\u00e1zi pom\u016f\u017ee mu and\u011bl, kdy\u017e je v nesn\u00e1zi n\u011bkdo jin\u00fd, pom\u016f\u017ee mu Milo\u0161 Zeman.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Bernd
\nPosselt<\/span><\/strong>
\nsudeton\u011bmeck\u00fd Sudeton\u011bmec<\/span><\/em><\/td>\n		\"possl\"<\/a><\/td>\nNyn\u00ed je u\u017e mysl\u00edm docela pravd\u011bpodobn\u00e9, \u017ee spolu lidsk\u00e9 bytosti, N\u011bmci a Milo\u0161 Zeman mohou \u017e\u00edt v m\u00edru. V\u011bt\u0161ina lid\u00ed v \u010cesk\u00e9 republice chce \u017e\u00edt ur\u010dit\u011b v klidu a m\u00edru. Milo\u0161 Zeman je jist\u011b vyp\u00e1tr\u00e1, a postav\u00ed p\u0159ed soud.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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KRT NEN\u00cd \u0160KRT. V \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fdch televiz\u00edch m\u00e1 ji\u017e \u0159adu m\u011bs\u00edc\u016f sv\u00e9 m\u00edsto reklama, v n\u00ed\u017e spolu s krte\u010dkem vystupuje i \u010desk\u00fd prezident. \u00a0 \u00a0PARTNE\u0158I. Pr\u00e1va na distribuci krtk\u016f v nejlidnat\u011bj\u0161\u00ed zemi sv\u011bta dr\u017e\u00ed Z\u00e1pado\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e1 spole\u010dnost. Praha \u2013 Miroslav \u0160louf se nyn\u00ed ot\u00e1\u010d\u00ed v politick\u00e9m hrob\u011b p\u0159i pomy\u0161len\u00ed na to, jak\u00e9 strhuj\u00edc\u00ed tempo nabrala prezidentsk\u00e1 kampa\u0148 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2151"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2162,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2151\/revisions\/2162"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2151"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2151"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2151"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}