{"id":2051,"date":"2015-06-26T10:56:33","date_gmt":"2015-06-26T08:56:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2051"},"modified":"2018-01-19T12:49:50","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T10:49:50","slug":"babis-ma-slozku-uplne-na-kazdeho-i-sam-na-sebe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=2051","title":{"rendered":"Babi\u0161 m\u00e1 slo\u017eku \u00fapln\u011b na ka\u017ed\u00e9ho. I s\u00e1m na sebe"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
<\/td>\n\u00a0\"andymaslozku\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nD\u00cdVEJ, \u010cO M\u00c1M! Bez sv\u00fdch slo\u017eek se Andrej Babi\u0161 nehne.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n\"buress2\"<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\nP\u0158IHL\u00c1\u0160KA DO \u0160TB. Komunistick\u00e1 tajn\u00e1 slu\u017eba obsadila Andreje Babi\u0161e do \u00falohy Bure\u0161e. „Bylo to jen tak\u00e9 nevinn\u00e9 divadlo,“ komentuje dnes svou roli Babi\u0161.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Praha<\/em> \u2013 Nejlep\u0161\u00ed obranou je tot\u00e1ln\u00ed kapitulace, usoudil z\u0159ejm\u011b t\u00fdm do kouta zatla\u010den\u00e9ho Andreje Babi\u0161e. M\u00edstop\u0159edseda vl\u00e1dy, oligarcha a nepravomocn\u00fd neagent se rozhodl vz\u00edt v\u00edtra z plachet kritik\u016fm, upozor\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm na jeho z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fd styl politiky. „Co je na vyd\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed tak \u0161patn\u00e9ho? Ve\u010f j\u00e1 m\u00e1m slo\u017eku i s\u00e1m na sebe,“zm\u011bnil se na mimo\u0159\u00e1dn\u00e9 tiskov\u00e9 konferenci z prot\u0159el\u00e9ho mafi\u00e1na v naivn\u00edho str\u00fd\u010dka.<\/p>\n

Na stolech mezi kosteleck\u00fdmi p\u00e1rky, vod\u0148ansk\u00fdmi ku\u0159aty a geneticky modifikovan\u00fdmi jogurty z Olomouce \u010dekaly na novin\u00e1\u0159e des\u00edtky slo\u017eek s daty, kter\u00e1 pro Babi\u0161e l\u00e9ta sb\u00edrali jelitn\u00ed p\u0159\u00ed\u0161lu\u0161n\u00edci jeho firemn\u00ed policie. „Klidn\u011b se pod\u00edvejte, co na koho m\u00e1me. J\u00e1 s t\u00edm nem\u00e1m probl\u00e9m,“ pob\u00eddl novin\u00e1\u0159e Babi\u0161.<\/p>\n

Hru na pros\u0165\u00e1\u010dka z v\u00fdchodu, kter\u00fd se \u0159\u00edzen\u00edm osudu stal multimilion\u00e1\u0159em, a jeho\u017e jedinou z\u00e1libou je sb\u00edr\u00e1n\u00ed ne\u0161kodn\u00fdch drb\u016f, poradili Babi\u0161ovi str\u016fjci jeho raketov\u00e9 politick\u00e9 kari\u00e9ry. Dokonce kv\u016fli tomu zalo\u017eili fiktivn\u00ed investigativn\u00ed agenturu Agroleaks. „Pokud voli\u010di politikovi n\u011bco spolehliv\u011b odpust\u00ed, tak je to jeho stupidita. Pod\u00edvejte se na George W. Bushe. To je pane n\u011bjakej idiot, a kam a\u017e to dot\u00e1hl,“ vysv\u011btlil Alexander Braun, mozek Babi\u0161ov\u00fdch volebn\u00edch kampan\u00ed a specialista na politick\u00e9 krize z americk\u00e9 agentury Penn Schoen Berland.<\/p>\n

S\u00e1m Andrej Babi\u0161 je v t\u00e9to v\u011bci pon\u011bkud zdr\u017eenliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed. B\u00fdt za blb\u00e9ho se mu evidentn\u011b p\u0159\u00ed\u010d\u00ed, a t\u0159eba svou vlastn\u00ed slo\u017eku uk\u00e1zat odm\u00edtl. Jinak je ale vid\u011bt, \u017ee sv\u00fdm medi\u00e1ln\u00edm poradc\u016fm v\u011b\u0159\u00ed. „Musel bysom b\u00fdt \u00fapln\u00fd kokot p\u0159evle\u010den\u00fd za Ma\u010fara, keby jsem nesb\u00edral informace. Mysl\u00edte, \u017ee by se t\u0159eba Putin dostal do Kremlu, kdyby n\u011bbol taky e\u0161t\u00e9b\u00e1k?“ sd\u011blil vicepremi\u00e9r. Nic dal\u0161\u00edho v\u0161ak ji\u017e \u0159\u00edci nestihl. „Tiskovka je u konce, pan Bure\u0161 m\u00e1 jin\u00fd program,“ vyk\u00e1zal novin\u00e1\u0159e \u0161\u00e9f poslanc\u016f Agrofertu Jaroslav Falt\u00fdnek.<\/p>\n

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CO TAK\u00c9 V\u00cd BABI\u0160 (ze serveru Agroleaks)<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Zden\u011bk \u0160kromach<\/em><\/span><\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

exelektik\u00e1\u0159, sen\u00e1tor,<\/em><\/p>\n

facebooker<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"1321135_zdenek-skromach\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • Produkuje velk\u00e9 mno\u017estv\u00ed selfies a ohro\u017euje mou pozici najobl\u00edb\u011bn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho politika.<\/li>\n
  • Trochu zhubnul – sportuje, alebo m\u00e1 rakovinu.<\/li>\n
  • M\u00e1 baz\u00e9n z Gumotexu!!!<\/li>\n
  • Na klu\u010di\u010d\u00ed svatb\u011b jsem je\u0161t\u011b nebyl, ale Zde\u0148kovi bych \u0161el.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Horst<\/em><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Fuchs<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

televizn\u00ed<\/p>\n

star a virtu\u00e1ln\u00ed exekutor<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"horst\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • V\u00fdborn\u00fd \u0159e\u010dn\u00edk a sympa\u0165\u00e1k<\/li>\n
  • Vyvrac\u00ed p\u0159edsudky. Podporuje jej\u00a0 90 procent obyvatel teleshopingu.<\/li>\n
  • S\u00e1m si rybn\u00edk nevypust\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  • Krn\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1 ho vid\u011bla na koncert\u011b DJ Boba a Michala Davida v O2 ar\u00e9n\u011b.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Tom\u00e1\u0161<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

\u0158epka<\/em><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

fotbalista, jmenovec<\/p>\n

rostliny<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"repka\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • Ukon\u010dil kari\u00e9ru, proto\u017ee byl pridrah\u00fd, neefektivn\u00ed a \u0161kod\u00ed lidsk\u00e9mu zdrav\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  • V\u00fdroba biopaliv z \u0159epky je drah\u00e1, neefektivn\u00ed a spalov\u00e1n\u00ed bionafty \u0161kod\u00ed lidsk\u00e9mu zdrav\u00ed v\u00edc, ne\u017e se p\u016fvodn\u011b myslelo.<\/li>\n
  • Ne\u0159\u00edkat to Sobotkovi, Kalouskovi a u\u017e v\u016fbec ne Zemanovi. Schwarzenberg to naopak zasp\u00ed a nevykec\u00e1.<\/li>\n
  • Pokud d\u00e1 \u0158epka g\u00f3l, mus\u00ed skon\u010dit v s\u00edti Agrofertu!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Zden\u011bk<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Polreich<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

gastroterorista<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"pohlreich\"<\/a><\/td>\n\n
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  • Zaj\u00edm\u00e1 se o poctiv\u00e9 tr\u017eby v restaurac\u00edch. Podozriv\u00e9!!!<\/li>\n
  • My se jednou asi z t\u00e9 jeho gastronomie pod\u011bl\u00e1me, v\u0161ichni. Jak jinak toti\u017e vysv\u011btlit to, \u017ee se tu ke Kosteleck\u00fdm uzenin\u00e1m vyjad\u0159uje i jezevec, ekologick\u00fd terorista, a ka\u017ed\u00fd starosta chce m\u00edt sv\u016fj sal\u00e1m?<\/li>\n
  • Nebezpe\u010dn\u00fd sympatizant ploskolebc\u016f, nejsiln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed frakce v parlamentu!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Gogo<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

the gogo<\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"gogo\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • Schopn\u00fd mu\u017e, p\u0159ijde na m\u00edsto Wagenknechta.<\/li>\n
  • Jako jedin\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee dohl\u00e9dnout na to rozma\u0159il\u00e9 hovado N\u011bme\u010dka a d\u00e1t garanciju, \u017ee pen\u00edze p\u016fjdou p\u0159\u00edmo a neztrat\u00ed se to zase v \u010dern\u00e9 d\u00ed\u0159e zdravotnictv\u00ed jako loni.<\/li>\n
  • Za posledn\u00edch 200 let zbankrotoval 4x, tak\u017ee sou\u010dasn\u00e1 situace nen\u00ed nic nov\u00e9ho.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Jos\u00e9<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Armando<\/p>\n

Calvera<\/em><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

tich\u00fd spole\u010dn\u00edk<\/p>\n

v Agro Mexico<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"calvera\"<\/a><\/td>\n\n
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  • D\u00edky jeho odvaze a po\u017eehn\u00e1n\u00ed Aloize Lorence vzniklo hnut\u00ed ANO.<\/li>\n
  • Pokud by tenhle st\u00e1t fungoval aspo\u0148 z p\u016flky tak, jako Calverova finan\u010dn\u00ed skupina, tak by ANO nikdy nevzniklo, a mohl jsem le\u017eet n\u011bkde na pl\u00e1\u017ei.<\/li>\n
  • Pokud p\u016fjdu n\u011bkdy s Calverou na fes\u0165\u00e1k a budou na m\u011b plivat m\u00edsto toho, \u017ee se se mnou chce dv\u011b st\u011b lid\u00ed fotit, p\u016fjdu z politiky.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Dominik<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

Duka<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

manager Katolfertu<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"duke\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • Kdy\u017e jsem st\u00e1l u piso\u00e1ru na festivalu Votv\u00edr\u00e1k, vzpomn\u011bl jsem si na n\u011bj.<\/li>\n
  • Kdo m\u00e1 kadidlo, nem\u00e1 st\u00e1t u piso\u00e1ru.<\/li>\n
  • Zp\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed mu jde stejn\u011b dob\u0159e jako z\u00e1vod\u011bn\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  • Pokud p\u0159ijde o 15 minut pozd\u011bji, rezervace propad\u00e1.<\/li>\n
  • V\u00ed, co jsou dut\u00e9 m\u00edry. Ostatn\u00ed maj\u00ed r\u016fzn\u00e9 n\u00e1zory.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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V\u00e1clav Klaus<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

(star\u0161\u00ed)<\/p>\n

exprezident<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"venca\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • V oboru prodeje amnesti\u00ed a milost\u00ed pova\u017eovan\u00fd za nejlep\u0161\u00edho borce planety.<\/li>\n
  • Sympa\u0165\u00e1k, a\u017e na t\u011bch nezdan\u011bn\u00fdch 329 milion\u016f z milost\u00ed.<\/li>\n
  • Nab\u00edzel mi p\u016fj\u010den\u00ed ly\u017e\u00ed. Pokud zaplat\u00edm v cashi, dostanu 20pct slevu.<\/li>\n
  • Zjednodu\u0161it syst\u00e9m a zru\u0161it ru\u010den\u00ed za da\u0148 ho nikdy nenapadlo.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Kouzeln\u00edk<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

\u017dito<\/p>\n

\u0161\u00e9f Landasman\u0161aftu<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"landa\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • Na konferenci o EET vyvracel p\u0159edsudky o \u017eitu. Nem\u00e1 probl\u00e9m se napojit.<\/li>\n
  • Nem\u00e1 p\u0159edkus ani p\u0159edky, ale m\u00e1 p\u0159edpoklady.<\/li>\n
  • Tu jeho holubici jsem stejn\u011b ze v\u0161ech fotograf\u016f blejskl nejl\u00edp.<\/li>\n
  • Tu jeho holubici jsem pak vid\u011bl v gyrosu na pra\u017esk\u00e9m M\u016fstku.<\/li>\n
  • Star\u00e1 se o 3 pandy a 2 koaly u\u017e v\u00edc ne\u017e 20 let.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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J\u00e1nos<\/span><\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

R\u00e1kosn\u00edk<\/p>\n

v\u00fd\u017eivov\u00fd<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

poradce<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"ottas\"<\/td>\n\n
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  • I ke\u010f Ma\u010far, pozn\u00e1 kvalitn\u00ed rohl\u00edk z Penamu.<\/li>\n
  • Z\u00edtra asi n\u011bco \u0159ekne<\/li>\n
  • Snad ho \u010dasem p\u0159emluv\u00edm aby se p\u0159est\u011bhoval z \u010cchung-\u010dchingu do Prahy. P\u0159it\u00e1hl by na\u0161\u00ed ANO tis\u00edce nov\u00fdch n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edk\u016f.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Wayne<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Dibbley<\/p>\n

n\u00e1m\u011bstek<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

ministra obrany<\/p>\n<\/td>\n

\"dwayne\"<\/a><\/td>\n\n
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  • Jak \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Karel Gott: toho bych na ministerstvu obrany fakt ne\u010dekal.<\/li>\n
  • Nem\u00e1 v\u016fbec \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 narozeniny ani torty. Jeho v\u011bk je uveden\u00fd jinde. (Narodeniny m\u00e1 na konci augusta.)<\/li>\n
  • Letos mi poslal flanelov\u00e9 py\u017eamo, kter\u00e9 jsem dlouho cht\u011bl.<\/li>\n
  • Hezky kryje tuky co jsem nabral v politice.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

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    Nejlep\u0161\u00ed obranou je tot\u00e1ln\u00ed kapitulace, usoudil z\u0159ejm\u011b t\u00fdm do kouta zatla\u010den\u00e9ho Andreje Babi\u0161e. Skorop\u0159edseda vl\u00e1da, oligarcha a nepravomocn\u00fd neagent se rozhodl vz\u00edt v\u00edtra z plachet kritik\u016fm, upozor\u0148uj\u00edc\u00edm na jeho z\u00e1ke\u0159n\u00fd styl politiky…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2051"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2150,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2051\/revisions\/2150"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2051"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2051"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2051"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}