{"id":1812,"date":"2014-11-03T15:54:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-03T13:54:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1812"},"modified":"2014-12-01T08:03:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T06:03:48","slug":"kunda-kurva-hovno-prezident-zeman-si-vylepsil-slovnik-v-kundocine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1812","title":{"rendered":"Kunda, kurva, hovno. Prezident Zeman si vylep\u0161il slovn\u00edk v Kundo\u010d\u00edn\u011b"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\nV\u00cdTEJTE NA Z\u00c1PAD\u011a. <\/strong>N\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva \u010c\u00ednsk\u00e9 lidov\u00e9 republiky byla pro Milo\u0161e Zemana v mnoh\u00e9m inspirativn\u00ed. „V\u0161ichni podporujeme \u00fazemn\u00ed integritu Velk\u00e9 \u010c\u00edny. Jak \u0159\u00edkal u\u017e staro\u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd filozof Kunducius – Kunda je mocn\u00e1 a Kundo\u010d\u00edna velk\u00e1,“ vypr\u00e1v\u011bl Zeman rozesm\u00e1t\u00fdm p\u0159\u00edslu\u0161n\u00edk\u016fm z\u00e1pado\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 junty.
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<\/td>\nKRTEK, PI\u010cO!<\/strong> V \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 televizi p\u0159edstavil Milo\u0161 Zeman i nov\u00e9ho \u010desk\u00e9ho velvyslance.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nSOUKROM\u00dd LETOUN.<\/strong> Pot\u00e9, co se stal po jedn\u00e9 z prezidentsk\u00fdch sexu\u00e1ln\u00edch pa\u0159eb vl\u00e1dn\u00ed speci\u00e1l hygienicky nezp\u016fsobil\u00fdm, byla zvolena n\u00e1hradn\u00ed varianta – soukrom\u00fd boeing hypermiliard\u00e1\u0159e Petra Kellnera.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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L\u00e1ny,\u00a0\u5317\u4eac<\/strong> – Prezident Milo\u0161 Zeman u\u010dinil dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdznamn\u00fd krok k tomu, aby se za\u0159adil mezi nejnezapomenuteln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed velik\u00e1ny \u010desk\u00fdch d\u011bjin. V ned\u011bln\u00edch rozhlasov\u00fdch Hovorech z L\u00e1n vyt\u00e1hl do boje proti zaplevelov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9ho jazyka p\u0159ejat\u00fdmi v\u00fdrazy. „Ce\u0161tina m\u00e1 dostatek vlastn\u00edch kr\u00e1sn\u00fdch slov. Pokud to ale, pane redaktore, nech\u00e1pete, pak jste teda p\u011bkn\u011b zkurvenej vymrdanej \u010dur\u00e1k,“ sd\u011blil Zeman v p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9m p\u0159enosu Radio\u017eurn\u00e1lu. „\u010cum\u00ed\u0161, ty pi\u010do, co?“ dorazil konsternovan\u00e9ho moder\u00e1tora Jana Pokorn\u00e9ho jedn\u00edm dechem.<\/p>\n

A\u010d se ost\u0159\u00edlen\u00fd sp\u00edkr Pokorn\u00fd za okam\u017eik vzpamatoval, p\u0159\u00edvalu dal\u0161\u00edch jadrn\u00fdch v\u00fdraz\u016f a ur\u00e1\u017eek z prezidentsk\u00fdch \u00fast nezabr\u00e1nil. „Kunda sem, kunda tam,“ glosovala na z\u00e1v\u011br rozhovoru pobaven\u011b hlava st\u00e1tu.<\/p>\n

Mezi lidmi vzbudila z\u00e1sadn\u00ed zm\u011bna prezidentova slovn\u00edku v\u00e1\u0161niv\u00e9 diskuse a objevuj\u00ed se i spekulace o prezidentov\u011b choromyslnosti. Osloven\u00ed experti v\u0161ak soud\u00ed, \u017ee jde nejsp\u00ed\u0161 o propracovan\u00fd taktick\u00fd pl\u00e1n. „V\u00fdvoj spole\u010dnosti vykazuje v posledn\u00edch letech jednozna\u010dn\u011b dementoidn\u00ed charakter. Debilov\u00e9, spros\u0165\u00e1ci a pras\u00e1ci se st\u00e1vaj\u00ed d\u011bjinotvornou silou a prezident Zeman nechce zjevn\u011b z\u016fstat stranou,“ soud\u00ed filozof V\u00e1clav B\u011blohradsk\u00fd.<\/p>\n

Koukol\u00edk: Nic se ned\u011bje. Jen to pouh\u00e1 stupidita<\/strong><\/p>\n

Podle neuropatologa a stupidologa Franti\u0161ka Koukol\u00edka lze v Zemanov\u011b chov\u00e1n\u00ed pozorovat symptomy zhroucen\u00ed mechanismu zp\u011btn\u00e9 vazby, selh\u00e1n\u00ed sch\u00e9matu osv\u00edcen\u00e9ho kret\u00e9na a nastupuj\u00edc\u00edho jevu, kter\u00fd s\u00e1m Koukol\u00edk ozna\u010duje jako mocenskou posedlost. „To je stav, p\u0159i n\u011bm\u017e se syndrom mocensk\u00e9 p\u00fdchy anebo mocensk\u00e9 z\u00e1vislosti kombinuje se stupiditou,“ vysv\u011btlil.<\/p>\n

Publicista a zaryt\u00fd zemanolog Ji\u0159\u00ed X. Dole\u017eal je p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee impulsem p\u0159em\u011bny r\u00e1dobyvtipn\u00e9ho str\u00fdce v nekulturn\u00ed hovado byla Zemanova ned\u00e1vn\u00e1 n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bva \u010c\u00edny. „Nen\u00ed pochyb, \u017ee tam vid\u011bl a sly\u0161el spoustu nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch pras\u00e1ren. M\u00e1m informace, \u017ee mu ten blbec Tvrd\u00edk, kter\u00fd si hraje na experta p\u0159es \u010c\u00ednu, \u0159ekl, \u017ee je to n\u011bco jako cesta k ovl\u00e1dnut\u00ed mas. D\u011bdkovi, kterej u\u017e nen\u00ed schopen ani element\u00e1rn\u00ed sebekontroly, se to spojilo v lebce a tohle je d\u016fsledek,“ p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161\u00ed sv\u00e9 vysv\u011btlen\u00ed Dole\u017eal.<\/p>\n

Stupidolog Koukol\u00edk v\u0161ak soud\u00ed, nen\u00ed t\u0159eba m\u00edt obav z v\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00edch d\u016fsledk\u016f na n\u00e1lady ve spole\u010dnosti. „V \u00e9\u0159e nukle\u00e1rn\u00edch zbran\u00ed je mocensk\u00e1 posedlost sm\u011brem do slep\u00e9 uli\u010dky lidsk\u00e9 biologick\u00e9 a kulturn\u00ed revoluce, neboli sm\u011br k z\u00e1niku,“ vysv\u011btlil. „V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b \u010ceska, kter\u00e9 nem\u00e1 jadern\u00e9 zbran\u011b a prezident yvkon\u00e1v\u00e1 jen symbolickou funkci, v\u0161ak od toho dementn\u00edho \u010dur\u00e1ka velk\u00e9 nebezpe\u010d\u00ed nehroz\u00ed,“ uzav\u0159el Franti\u0161ek Koukol\u00edk.<\/p>\n

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L\u00e1ny, \u5317\u4eac – Prezident Milo\u0161 Zeman u\u010dinil dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdznamn\u00fd krok k tomu, aby se za\u0159adil mezi nejnezapomenuteln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed velik\u00e1ny \u010desk\u00fdch c\u011bjin. V ned\u011bln\u00edch rozhlasov\u00fdch Hovorech z L\u00e1n vyt\u00e1hl do boje proti zaplevelov\u00e1n\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9ho jazyka p\u0159ejat\u00fdmi v\u00fdrazy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7,16],"tags":[81,33,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1812"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1847,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1812\/revisions\/1847"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}