{"id":1698,"date":"2014-05-05T10:28:57","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T08:28:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2014-05-05T10:43:20","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T08:43:20","slug":"hyeny-hoduji-pohreb-bartosove-bude-predvadeci-akci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1698","title":{"rendered":"Hyeny hoduj\u00ed. Poh\u0159eb Barto\u0161ov\u00e9 bude p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bc\u00ed akc\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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<\/td>\nNE\u0160T\u011aST\u00cd. <\/strong>P\u0159ed p\u0159\u00edm\u011bstsk\u00fd vlak vstoupila zp\u011bva\u010dka v \u00fater\u00fd 29. dubna. T\u00e1bor jej\u00edch fanou\u0161k\u016f se tak p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010dil o tom, jak um\u00ed b\u00fdt \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00ed doprava nekompromisn\u00ed.
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<\/td>\nSKROMN\u00dd, \u010cI VELKOLEP\u00dd?<\/strong> Rodina zp\u011bva\u010dky si p\u0159eje neok\u00e1zal\u00fd poh\u0159eb, p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fd man\u017eel naopak chyst\u00e1 v\u00fdpravn\u00fd spekt\u00e1kl pro m\u00e9dia.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nKDE JE?<\/strong> Ve h\u0159e o poh\u0159eb je tak\u00e9 zhrzen\u00fd milenec Barto\u0161ov\u00e9 Zden\u011bk Macura. Ten se rozhodl sv\u00e9 l\u00e1sce vybudovat krematorium z palet. „Moc pros\u00edm v\u0161echny m\u00e9dia, aby na to okam\u017eit\u011b upozornily ve\u0159ejnost a tak\u00e9 kontaktovali rodinu Ivety, aby k \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 kremaci nedoch\u00e1zelo, a tak\u00e9 aby kontaktovali policii, a\u0165 se za ka\u017edou cenu kremaci zabr\u00e1n\u00ed. Pros\u00edm dejte mi v\u011bd\u011bt, u kter\u00e9ho krematoria je Iveta, abych tam mohl zajet a kremaci se sna\u017eit zabr\u00e1nit pomoc\u00ed policie,“ napsal doslova Macura na sv\u00e9m profilu na soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edti.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Praha<\/strong> – Hyenismus n\u011bkter\u00fdch hyen, pasouc\u00edch se na nekompromisn\u00edm poledn\u00edm osob\u00e1kem rozs\u00e1pan\u00e9m t\u011ble zp\u011bva\u010dky Ivety Barto\u0161ov\u00e9, je zd\u00e1 se p\u0159enesm\u00edrn\u00fd. Poh\u0159eb ikony \u010desk\u00e9ho popu osmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch, devades\u00e1t\u00fdch, nult\u00fdch a des\u00e1t\u00fdch let se podle v\u0161eho stane gigantickou p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bc\u00ed akc\u00ed. „Ano, u\u017e je to jist\u00e9. P\u0159ijdou v\u0161ichni. Tedy nejen tety a strejdi, ale ur\u010dit\u011b se objev\u00ed tak\u00e9 \u0161mejdi,“ zve na sv\u00e9m bulv\u00e1rn\u00edm webu bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed guru Pavel Novotn\u00fd.<\/p>\n

KDO JE V POZAD\u00cd?<\/strong><\/p>\n

P\u0159ipome\u0148me, \u017ee Iveta Barto\u0161ov\u00e1 si 29. dubna zp\u016fsobila dobrovoln\u00fdm skokem pod rozjet\u00fd vlak zran\u011bn\u00ed neslu\u010diteln\u00e1 s \u017eivotem popov\u00e9 hv\u011bzdy. Za jak\u00e9hosi architekta\u00a0 jej\u00edho ok\u00e1zal\u00e9ho \u017eelezni\u010dn\u00edho skonu je pova\u017eov\u00e1n pr\u00e1v\u011b ‚protek\u010dn\u00ed fracek‘ Novotn\u00fd, kter\u00fd nyn\u00ed s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed tah\u00e1 tak\u00e9 za nitky p\u0159i rozdm\u00fdch\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed emoc\u00ed kolem posledn\u00edho rozlou\u010den\u00ed s nav\u017edy dozp\u00edvav\u0161\u00ed zlatou slavic\u00ed.<\/p>\n

Zde stoj\u00ed na jedn\u00e9 stran\u011b rodina zp\u011bva\u010dky, kter\u00e1 si p\u0159eje skromn\u00fd pietn\u00ed akt stranou v\u0161\u00edho hyenismu, na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b pak jej\u00ed p\u0159\u00edbuzn\u00fd man\u017eel – vdovec Josef Rycht\u00e1\u0159. Podle n\u011bj by byl vzhledem k povaze a \u017eivotu zesnul\u00e9 popov\u00e9 divy rozhodn\u011b nejd\u016fstojn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed velkolep\u00fd spekt\u00e1kl ve stylu Ein Kessel Buntes.<\/p>\n

P\u0158IJEDOU ALLA I OZZY<\/strong><\/p>\n

Podle Novotn\u00e9ho ji\u017e proto do Prahy p\u0159icestoval ze severn\u00ed Koreje specialista na organizov\u00e1n\u00ed gigantick\u00fdch tryzen komunistick\u00fdch dikt\u00e1tor\u016f, \u00fa\u010dast ji\u017e tak\u00e9 p\u0159\u00edsl\u00edbila \u0159ada nesmrteln\u00fdch st\u00e1lic hudebn\u00edho sv\u011bta – nap\u0159\u00edklad Alla Puga\u010devov\u00e1 \u010di Josef Laufer. S p\u00edsn\u011bmi Crazy Train a Mama, Im Coming Home by m\u011bl vystoupit i – jak se uk\u00e1zalo – velk\u00fd Ivetin obdivovatel Ozzy Osbourne.<\/p>\n

„Zanechala nesmazateln\u00e9 stopy na \u0159ad\u011b desek, strun i pra\u017ec\u016f. V\u017edy jsem s \u00factou sledoval, kolik toho ta \u017eena snese, a \u017ee je po tom v\u0161em je\u0161t\u011b schopna ve\u0159ejn\u011b vystupovat. V\u00edm, o \u010dem mluv\u00edm. J\u00e1 s\u00e1m u\u017e taky neudr\u017e\u00edm t\u00f3n ani mo\u010d, ale bez playbacku bych nevylezl,“ vysekl p\u0159es oce\u00e1n poklonu Osbourne.<\/p>\n

BYZNYS IN MEMORIAM<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ekonom Josef Z\u00e1me\u010dn\u00edk soud\u00ed, \u017ee poh\u0159eb m\u016f\u017ee pro p\u0159edlu\u017eenou Barto\u0161ovou znamenat velk\u00fd finan\u010dn\u00ed \u00fasp\u011bch in memoriam. „Vid\u00edm zde velk\u00fd r\u016fstov\u00fd potenci\u00e1l,“ konstatoval expert. O p\u0159enosy z poh\u0159bu – pokud se nebude kr\u00fdt s fotbalov\u00fdm mistrovstv\u00edm sv\u011bta nebo s olympi\u00e1dou v roce 2016 – ji\u017e projevily z\u00e1jem velk\u00e9 televizn\u00ed stanice, pro z\u00e1jemce budou p\u0159ipraveny i relikvie. „Z depozitu jedn\u00e9 zapadl\u00e9 \u00fasteckoorlick\u00e9 galanterie jsme z\u00edskali dva vagony nefal\u0161ovan\u00fdch knofl\u00edk\u016f l\u00e1sky. Budou po p\u011btistovce, na v\u0161echny se dostane,“ sl\u00edbil Rycht\u00e1\u0159.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hyenismus n\u011bkter\u00fdch hyen, pasouc\u00edch se na nekompromisn\u00edm poledn\u00edm osob\u00e1kem rozs\u00e1pan\u00e9m t\u011ble zp\u011bva\u010dky Ivety Barto\u0161ov\u00e9, je zd\u00e1 se p\u0159enesm\u00edrn\u00fd. Poh\u0159eb ikony \u010desk\u00e9ho popu osmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch, devades\u00e1t\u00fdch, nult\u00fdch a des\u00e1t\u00fdch let se podle v\u0161eho stane gigantickou p\u0159edv\u00e1d\u011bc\u00ed akc\u00ed. „Ano, u\u017e je to jist\u00e9. P\u0159ijdou v\u0161ichni. Tedy nejen tety a strejdi, ale ur\u010dit\u011b se objev\u00ed tak\u00e9 \u0161mejdi,“ zve na sv\u00e9m bulv\u00e1rn\u00edm webu bulv\u00e1rn\u00ed guru Pavel Novotn\u00fd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1717,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions\/1717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}