{"id":1558,"date":"2014-03-27T10:52:02","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T08:52:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1558"},"modified":"2014-03-28T00:43:34","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T22:43:34","slug":"rusko-se-chysta-na-valku-kvuli-psovi-a-kocce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1558","title":{"rendered":"Rusov\u00e9 jdou do v\u00e1lky s Ukrajinou. Kv\u016fli teroristick\u00fdm ps\u016fm"},"content":{"rendered":"

Moskva, Mchi\u010disaraj<\/em> (AKTUALIZOV\u00c1NO)<\/em>-To, co se je\u0161t\u011b ned\u00e1vno zd\u00e1lo b\u00fdt sci-fi p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhem o nov\u00e9 studen\u00e9 v\u00e1lce, se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 stane skute\u010dnost\u00ed. Rusko se po \u00fasp\u011bchu sv\u00e9 taktiky na Krymu rozhodlo anektovat celou Ukrajinu. „No, nenazval bych to invaz\u00ed. Ale je pravda, \u017ee se na na\u0161em \u00fazem\u00ed formuj\u00ed tankov\u00e9 divize ukrajinsk\u00e9 domobrany, kter\u00e1 chce zamezit rozp\u00edn\u00e1n\u00ed kyjevsk\u00e9ho fa\u0161ismu a nacionalismu,“ vysv\u011btlil mluv\u010d\u00ed Kremlu Dmitrij Peskov. „Ty teroristick\u00e9 fa\u0161istick\u00e9 psy je t\u0159eba vyb\u00edt,“ dodal h\u0159motn\u011b.<\/p>\n

Mluv\u010d\u00ed tak bezd\u011bky potvrdil zv\u011bsti o tom, \u017ee d\u016fvodem n\u00e1hl\u00e9ho rusk\u00e9ho z\u00e1jmu jsou ned\u00e1vn\u00e9 objevy ukrajinsk\u00fdch genetik\u016f a zoolog\u016f. V z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed bylo v Kyjev\u011b ofici\u00e1ln\u011b ozn\u00e1meno vy\u0161lecht\u011bn\u00ed nov\u00e9ho plemene psa, nazvan\u00e9ho Putin\u016fv sl\u00eddi\u010d a jen o m\u011bs\u00edc pozd\u011bji se objevila ko\u010dka Putin\u016fv nah\u00e1\u010d. „Jen to, \u017ee Ukrajinci pou\u017eili pro sv\u00e9ho nov\u00e9ho psa jm\u00e9no na\u0161eho n\u00e1rodn\u00edho hrdiny je samo o sob\u011b d\u016fvodem k vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00ed v\u00e1lky. Nemluv\u011b o tom, \u017ee ob\u011b tato plemena tak\u00e9 parazituj\u00ed na fyzick\u00e9 podob\u011b s na\u0161\u00edm gospodinem prezidentem,“ dodal Peskov.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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PEJSEK A KO\u010cI\u010cKA.<\/strong> Pokud se Rusko skute\u010dn\u011b rozhodne k invazi na Ukrajinu, budou hlavn\u00edm d\u016fvodem experimenty s genetick\u00fdm materi\u00e1lem Vladimira Putina.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nUR\u00c1\u017dKA!!!\u00a0<\/strong>Zpr\u00e1vu o potupen\u00ed nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00edho prezidenta na severn\u00ed polokouli Ukrajinci p\u0159inesly ruskojazy\u010dn\u00e9mu obyvatelstvu cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta noviny The Moscow Times.
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<\/td>\nPREZIDENTSK\u00dd PES.<\/strong> Jednoho z prvn\u00edch – pravda nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 poveden\u00fdch – ps\u016f s geny Vladimira Putina m\u00e1 i americk\u00fd prezident Barack Obama. „Umo\u017e\u0148uje mi lep\u0161\u00ed pozn\u00e1n\u00ed povahy politick\u00e9ho partnera,“ pochvaluje si.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nPS\u00cd BOJ.<\/strong> Zda jsou geneticky upraven\u00ed i psi Vladimira Putina odm\u00edtl mluv\u010d\u00ed Kremlu Dmitrij Peskov potvrdit.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Ze slov Peskova lze tedy soudit, \u017ee se tedy bude i p\u0159i bojov\u00fdch operac\u00edch na cel\u00e9 Ukrajin\u011b opakovat sc\u00e9n\u00e1\u0159 z Krymu – po zuby ozbrojen\u00ed \u010dlenov\u00e9 rusk\u00fdch speci\u00e1ln\u00edch sil si tedy odp\u00e1\u0159ou v\u00fdlo\u017eky a p\u0159i bojov\u00fdch akc\u00edch si budou po\u010d\u00ednat jako civiln\u00ed komnda, slo\u017een\u00e1 z nespokojen\u00fdch Ukrajinc\u016f. „Ukrajinu mus\u00edme za v\u0161ech okolnost\u00ed ovl\u00e1dnout,“ tlumo\u010dil n\u00e1zor moskevsk\u00fdch jest\u0159\u00e1b\u016f Peskov.<\/p>\n

Podle nejsv\u011btozn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00edho kremlologa, kremrolologa a krematologa Edwarda Lucase bylo mo\u017en\u00e9 v\u00fdvoj na Ukrajin\u011b p\u0159edv\u00eddat. „To, ze si Putin sv\u00e9 ps\u00ed dvojn\u00edky nenech\u00e1 jen tak \u0161t\u011bkat p\u0159ed kremelskou zd\u00ed, jsem p\u0159edpov\u011bd\u011bl u\u017e p\u0159ed \u0161esti lety. A to bylo je\u0161t\u011b v dob\u011b, kdy byl Putin jen premi\u00e9rem a pes po n\u011bm ne\u0161t\u011bkl,“ uvedl Lucas.<\/p>\n

PS\u00cd PUTIN NA K\u0160EFT<\/p>\n

Tv\u016frci nov\u00e9 ps\u00ed rasy za\u010dali s pokusy p\u0159ed l\u00e9ty – paradoxn\u011b se tak d\u011blo v are\u00e1lu soukrom\u00e9 zoologick\u00e9 zahrady pozd\u011bji svr\u017een\u00e9ho ‚prorusk\u00e9ho‘ prezidenta Viktora Janukovy\u010de nedaleko Kyjeva. „Ukrajina nem\u011bla \u010d\u00edm platit za ropu a plyn, a tak vznikl pl\u00e1n, \u017ee budeme vyv\u00e1\u017eet do sv\u011bta ps\u00ed Putiny,“ popsal \u0161\u00e9f t\u00fdmu genetik\u016f Vsevolod Deripeska.<\/p>\n

O n\u011bco pozd\u011bji rozhodl prezident Janukovy\u010d o tom, \u017ee p\u0159ibude i t\u00fdm, zab\u00fdvaj\u00edc\u00ed se \u0161lecht\u011bn\u00edm ko\u010dek. „V\u0161e se urychlilo t\u00edm, \u017ee se n\u00e1m od zapuzen\u00e9 Putinovy man\u017eelky Ljudmily poda\u0159ilo odkoupit prezident\u016fv genetick\u00fd materi\u00e1l. Ano, sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed t\u011bchto plemen jsou autentick\u00e9 geny prezidenta Putina,“ doplnil biolog. O jak\u00fd konkr\u00e9tn\u00ed genetick\u00fd materi\u00e1l v\u0161ak \u0161lo, odm\u00edtl up\u0159esnit. „Ljudmila je ale velmice \u0161ikovn\u00e1,“ dodal pouze.<\/p>\n

Zat\u00edmco sp\u00ed\u0161e prorusky orientovan\u00fd ukrajinsk\u00fd prezident Janukovy\u010d cht\u011bl z\u0159ejm\u011b nov\u00e9 genetick\u00e9 objevy vyu\u017e\u00edt jen psychologick\u00e9mu n\u00e1tlaku na v\u00fdchodn\u00edho souseda\u00a0 a doc\u00edlit tak je\u0161t\u011b v\u00fdhodn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch podm\u00ednek pro dod\u00e1vky surovin, nov\u00e1 kyjevsk\u00e1 vl\u00e1da m\u00e1 zjevn\u011b mnohem odv\u00e1\u017en\u011bj\u0161\u00ed p\u0159edstavy. „Kdy\u017e se m\u016f\u017ee vyv\u00e1\u017eet genetick\u00fd upraven\u00e1 kuku\u0159ice, pro\u010d by se nemohli vyv\u00e1\u017eet geneticky upraven\u00ed psi,“ soud\u00ed aktu\u00e1ln\u00ed ukrajinsk\u00fd premi\u00e9r Arsenij Jace\u0148uk. „Nav\u00edc nen\u00ed \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fdm tajemstv\u00edm, \u017ee sv\u00e9 ps\u00ed Putiny u\u017e m\u00e1 nejen cel\u00e1 \u0159ada hlav zem\u00ed Evrosojuzu, ale jeden pob\u00edh\u00e1 dokonce i kolem B\u00edl\u00e9ho domu,“ doplnil dosud nesvr\u017een\u00fd ukrajinsk\u00fd premi\u00e9r.<\/p>\n

REFERENDUM ZKLAMALO<\/p>\n

Jedin\u00e9, co by mohlo pl\u00e1ny na obsazen\u00ed cel\u00e9 Ukrajiny ohrozit, je „neuspokojiv\u00fd nestoprocentn\u00ed“ v\u00fdsledek lidov\u00e9ho hlasov\u00e1n\u00ed na Krymu. Ten podle Peskova pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b povede k p\u0159ehodnocen\u00ed cel\u00e9 strategie na \u00farovni gener\u00e1ln\u00edho \u0161t\u00e1bu a v d\u016fsledku i ke zm\u011bn\u00e1m v person\u00e1ln\u00edm obsazen\u00ed sibi\u0159sk\u00fdch gulag\u016f.<\/p>\n

„Referentum o p\u0159i\u010dlen\u011bn\u00ed Krymu k Rusku bylo pro pana prezidenta Putina zklam\u00e1n\u00edm.“ \u0159ekl Peskov. „Poslal jsem tam p\u011btadvacet tis\u00edc vyzbrojen\u00fdch dobrovoln\u00edk\u016f a oni z\u00edskaj\u00ed m\u00edzern\u00fdch \u0161estadevades\u00e1t procent hlas\u016f,“ zu\u0159il pr\u00fd prezident, kter\u00fd na demokratick\u00fd pr\u016fb\u011bh plebiscitu dohl\u00ed\u017eel ze sv\u00e9 je\u0161t\u011b nedostav\u011bn\u00e9 rezidence pobl\u00ed\u017e nedalek\u00e9ho letoviska So\u010di.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

To, co se je\u0161t\u011b ned\u00e1vno zd\u00e1lo b\u00fdt sci-fi p\u0159\u00edb\u011bhem o nov\u00e9 studen\u00e9 v\u00e1lce, se nejsp\u00ed\u0161 stane skute\u010dnost\u00ed. Rusko se po \u00fasp\u011bchu sv\u00e9 taktiky na Krymu rozhodlo anektovat celou Ukrajinu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[57,33,46,70],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1558"}],"version-history":[{"count":26,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1596,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1558\/revisions\/1596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}