{"id":1520,"date":"2014-03-11T13:23:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T11:23:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1520"},"modified":"2014-03-11T14:39:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T12:39:15","slug":"emeritniho-prezidenta-klause-ceka-dalsi-statnicka-mise-bude-prvnim-carem-krymu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1520","title":{"rendered":"Emeritn\u00edho prezidenta Klause \u010dek\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed st\u00e1tnick\u00e1 mise. Bude prvn\u00edm carem Krymu"},"content":{"rendered":"

Simferopol, Praha<\/em> – P\u016fsoben\u00ed n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta V\u00e1clava Klause na nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch st\u00e1tnick\u00fdch postech neskon\u010dilo s koncem jeho druh\u00e9ho prezidentsk\u00e9ho mand\u00e1tu. Emeritn\u00ed prezident Klaus stanul v \u010dele nov\u011b konstituovan\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edho \u00fatvaru na \u010dernomo\u0159sk\u00e9m poloostrov\u011b Krym. „Ano, pan b\u00fdval\u00fd prezident \u010cesk\u00e9 republiky pan V\u00e1clav Klaus p\u0159ijal nab\u00eddku, aby se stal panem gosudarem-imper\u00e1torem vznikaj\u00edc\u00edho Krymsk\u00e9ho autonomn\u00edho carstv\u00ed,“ sd\u011blil Klaus\u016fv lokaj-tajemn\u00edk Ladislav Jakl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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KLAUS I. KRYMSK\u00dd<\/em>. <\/em><\/strong>St\u00e1tnick\u00fdm vzorem V\u00e1clava Klause byl v\u017edy odv\u00e1\u017en\u00fd habsbur<\/em>sk\u00fd princ Ferdinand Maxmili\u00e1n I. Mexick\u00fd. Stejn\u011b jako kdysi mexick\u00fd c\u00edsa\u0159 bere i Klaus svou krymskou misi jako sv\u00e9ho druhu svat\u00e9 posl\u00e1n\u00ed.
\n<\/em><\/td>\n		VL\u00c1DA. <\/em><\/strong>Nov\u00fd st\u00e1t, vznikaj\u00edc\u00ed pod patronac\u00ed Ruska, je konstitu\u010dn\u00ed monarchi\u00ed s v\u016fd\u010d\u00ed rol\u00ed panovn\u00edka. Ten si do sv\u00e9ho kabinetu p\u0159izval osv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9 matadory \u010desk\u00e9 politick\u00e9 sc\u00e9ny.<\/em><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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<\/td>\nFALE\u0160N\u00dd A PR\u00c1ZDN\u00dd TOPOL. <\/strong>Na z\u00e1klad\u011b dohody s Ruskem budou na Krymu um\u00edst\u011bny balistick\u00e9 rakety Topol RS-12M. Zat\u00edmco Rusko testuje nosi\u010de bez jadern\u00fdch hlavic, krymsk\u00fd car Klaus I. to pova\u017euje za lacin\u00e9 levi\u010d\u00e1ck\u00e9 gesto. „Na\u0161e rakety budou v\u017edy l\u00e9tat jen s hlavicemi,“ slibuje.<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nIKONA.\u00a0<\/strong>Do pravoslavn\u00fdch chr\u00e1m\u016f po cel\u00e9m Krymu jsou distribuov\u00e1na vyobrazen\u00ed, symbolizuj\u00edc\u00ed n\u00e1vrat polostrova do mate\u0159sk\u00e9ho n\u00e1ru\u010d\u00ed velik\u00e9 Rusi.<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nCARSK\u00c1 GARDA.\u00a0<\/strong>T\u00fdm nejbli\u017e\u0161\u00edch t\u011blesn\u00fdch str\u00e1\u017eky\u0148 nov\u00e9ho krymsk\u00e9ho cara je na jeho v\u00fdslovn\u00e9 p\u0159\u00e1n\u00ed slo\u017een z elitn\u00edch b\u00fdval\u00fdch letu\u0161ek.<\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Podle tajem\u00edka-lokaje si penzionovan\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edka Klause vybral na doporu\u010den\u00ed rusk\u00e9ho prezidenta Vladimira Putina a jemu pod\u0159\u00ed\u017een\u00fdch dobrovolnick\u00fdch komand rusk\u00e9 arm\u00e1dy p\u0159\u00edmo krymsk\u00fd lid. Ten z\u00e1hy vyslal do Prahy sv\u00e9 z\u00e1stupce. „Bylo to a\u017e dojemn\u00e9, kdy\u017e se z rusk\u00e9ho arm\u00e1dn\u00edho speci\u00e1lu vybatolily v\u0161echny ty spont\u00e1nn\u00ed p\u0159adleny, doji\u010dky a atomov\u00e9 fyzicky,“ popsal Jakl. „Pan prezident nakonec podlehl a souhlasil s t\u00edm, \u017ee se na pomez\u00ed Evropy a Asie stane v\u011brozv\u011bstem pravice, tr\u017en\u00edho hospod\u00e1\u0159stv\u00ed a v\u011brn\u00e9ho soudru\u017esk\u00e9ho vztahu se sov\u011bt.., pardon s rusk\u00fdm, lidem,“ dodal Jakl.<\/p>\n

„Z toho, co se nyn\u00ed na Ukrajin\u011b a v\u016fbec na n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edm sov\u011btsk\u00e9m \u00fazem\u00ed d\u011bje, nem\u00e1 Rusko zcela jist\u011b radost. Prezident Vladimir Putin je politik jako ka\u017ed\u00fd jin\u00fd. Ani on nem\u00e1 ur\u010dit\u011b radost z toho, \u017ee je Rusko nuceno st\u00e1le anektovat n\u011bjak\u00e9 Krymy, Abch\u00e1zie \u010di Osetie a dosazovat sem loaj\u00e1ln\u00ed panovn\u00edky,“ popsal na spole\u010dn\u00e9 tiskov\u00e9 konferenci s rusk\u00fdm prezidentem nov\u00fd car Klaus.<\/p>\n

Podle Putina rozhodl pro Klause jeho dlouhodob\u011b vst\u0159\u00edcn\u00fd postoj k Rusku a z\u00e1rove\u0148 opozice v\u016f\u010di evropsk\u00e9 integraci. „Gospodin Klaus nem\u00e1 r\u00e1d Evrosojuz, ale n\u00e1\u0161 opravdov\u00fd sojuz,“ glosoval zjevn\u011b dob\u0159e nalad\u011bn\u00fd Putin.<\/p>\n

Z\u00c1KONY VZNIKALY U\u017d V LETADLE<\/strong><\/p>\n

S\u00e1m Klaus za\u010dal st\u00e1tnicky konat u\u017e b\u011bhem cesty na Krym. „Prost\u011b let\u00edme letadlem, vl\u00e1dn\u00ed letkou, a najednou turbulence. A te\u010f n\u011bkte\u0159\u00ed zblednou \u2013 a j\u00e1 nehnu brvou a st\u00e1le si vymaz\u00e1v\u00e1m z telefonu v\u0161echny politiky Evropsk\u00e9 unie a USA,“ popsal sv\u016fj prvn\u00ed hrdinsk\u00fd \u010din.<\/p>\n

Jako hlavn\u00ed c\u00edle sv\u00e9 carsk\u00e9 mise si Klaus podle sv\u00fdch slov vyty\u010dil boj s levi\u010d\u00e1ctv\u00edm a pr\u00e1zdn\u00fdmi a fale\u0161n\u00fdmi lidmi. „U\u017e jsem vydal i prvn\u00ed z\u00e1kony, kter\u00e9 definuj\u00ed zak\u00e1zan\u00e9 \u00fachylky. \u010cokol\u00e1dov\u00fd kr\u00e9m je pravicov\u00fd, sal\u00e1t je levicov\u00e1 \u00fachylka a antij\u00eddlo. Mezi atributy levi\u010d\u00e1ctv\u00ed pat\u0159\u00ed i ku\u0159ec\u00ed \u0159\u00edzek, snowboard, PET lahve, bat\u016f\u017eky, voda bez bublinek nebo t\u0159eba d\u017e\u00ednov\u00e9 bundy,“ vysv\u011btlil Klaus.<\/p>\n

Obavy podle sv\u00fdch slov nem\u00e1 ani z nezdaru carsk\u00e9 mise. „V\u011b\u0159\u00edm, \u017ee to nebude nev\u00fdhra. \u010clov\u011bk p\u0159eb\u00edh\u00e1 ulici na \u010dervenou a samoz\u0159ejm\u011b mus\u00ed po\u010d\u00edtat s t\u00edm, \u017ee sklouzne a p\u0159ejede ho auto. J\u00e1 jsem ale\u00a0 p\u0159esv\u011bd\u010den, \u017ee jsem toho nevykonal m\u00e1lo a \u017ee to bude ve st\u0159\u00edzliv\u011bj\u0161\u00ed chv\u00edli, ne\u017e je tato, n\u00e1le\u017eit\u011b docen\u011bno,“ uzav\u0159el skromn\u011b nov\u00fd car Klaus I. Krymsk\u00fd.<\/p>\n

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P\u016fsoben\u00ed n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho \u010desk\u00e9ho prezidenta V\u00e1clava Klause na nejvy\u0161\u0161\u00edch st\u00e1tnick\u00fdch postech neskon\u010dilo s koncem jeho druh\u00e9ho prezidentsk\u00e9ho mand\u00e1tu. Emeritn\u00ed prezident Klaus stanul v \u010dele nov\u011b konstituovan\u00e9ho st\u00e1tn\u00edho \u00fatvaru na \u010dernomo\u0159sk\u00e9m poloostrov\u011b Krym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[57,69,33,46],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1520"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1554,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1520\/revisions\/1554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}