{"id":1395,"date":"2014-02-17T12:42:01","date_gmt":"2014-02-17T10:42:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1395"},"modified":"2014-02-18T21:55:35","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T19:55:35","slug":"1395","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1395","title":{"rendered":"Hokejist\u00e9 zm\u011bnili zvyky a do\u0161lo i na st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed. Novou vesnici jim postavil milenec J\u00e1grovy milenky"},"content":{"rendered":"

So\u010di<\/em> – Hokejov\u00e1 reprezentace, kter\u00e9 se na olympi\u00e1d\u011b v So\u010di v z\u00e1kladn\u00ed skupin\u011b p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 neda\u0159ilo, se rozhodla p\u0159ed rozhoduj\u00edc\u00edm st\u0159etem se Slov\u00e1ky nenechat nic n\u00e1hod\u011b a zbavit se v\u0161eho, co by mohlo – by\u0165 jen hypoteticky – st\u00e1t za mizernou hrou t\u00fdmu. Vymohla si proto, \u017ee chce sv\u00e9 z\u00e1pasy hr\u00e1t nam\u00edsto hokejov\u00e9 ar\u00e9ny Bo\u013e\u0161\u00f3j v hale \u0160\u00e1jba a rozhodla se tak\u00e9 opustit olympijskou vesnici.<\/p>\n

„Ano, t\u00fdm usoudil, \u017ee pot\u0159ebuje zm\u011bnu. Zkou\u0161\u00ed se v\u0161echno, m\u011bn\u00ed se brusle, puky, brank\u00e1\u0159i chod\u00ed na buly, hr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed si dokonce za\u010dali m\u011bnit i spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo. Ka\u017ed\u00fd den, to je b\u011bhem velk\u00fdch turnaj\u016f kv\u016fli pov\u011br\u010divosti nesl\u00fdchan\u00e9,“ popsal p\u0159ed osmifin\u00e1lov\u00fdm z\u00e1pasem p\u0159ekotn\u00e9 novinky dob\u0159e obezn\u00e1men\u00fd televizn\u00ed hokejov\u00fd expert Martin Host\u00e1k.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
\"vesnicee\"<\/td>\n\"lojza\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
NOV\u00c1 VESNICE A TOALETY.<\/strong> P\u0159\u00edpravy n\u00e1hradn\u00ed olympijsk\u00e9 vesnice pro \u010desk\u00e9 hokejisty se ujal filozof a zku\u0161en\u00fd tv\u016frce dom\u016f z palet Zden\u011bk Macura. Jeho stavby charakterizuje vzdu\u0161nost a absence ne\u017e\u00e1douc\u00edho soukrom\u00ed. To je vhodn\u00e9 zejm\u00e9na na soci\u00e1ln\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00ed (napravo), kter\u00e9 je v duchu nejlep\u0161\u00edch rusk\u00fdch tradic pojato v souladu s doktr\u00ednou Open Shit. Aby ale nebylo transparentnosti m\u00e1lo, nechal Jarom\u00edr J\u00e1gr nad latr\u00edny um\u00edstit webkamery. „Je to lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b. Tady m\u016f\u017eeme s fanou\u0161ky sd\u00edlet \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno,“ pochvaluje si.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nTYRAN.<\/strong> Kou\u010d Alois Hadamczik nejde pro poleno do ml\u00fdna daleko. Odvr\u017een\u00fd obr\u00e1nce Jan Hejda upozornil na jeho nevyb\u00edrav\u00e9 a tr\u00fdzniv\u00e9 metody i org\u00e1ny Evropsk\u00e9 unie. Ty ji\u017e \u0159e\u0161i exempl\u00e1rn\u00ed ne\u00factu k hokejov\u00fdm modl\u00e1m, kterou se vyzna\u010duje Hadamczik\u016fv n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed spolupracovn\u00edk a nyn\u00ed tren\u00e9r t\u00fdmu Slovenska Vladim\u00edr V\u016fjtek.
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<\/td>\nMODLITEBNA.<\/strong> Sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed vesnice je i m\u00edstnost, v n\u00ed\u017e se mohou hokejist\u00e9 i fanou\u0161ci modlit ke sv\u00e9mu bohu.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\nNOV\u00dd KUCHA\u0158.<\/strong> Velk\u00e9 zm\u011bny zaznamenal i j\u00eddeln\u00ed\u010dek sportovc\u016f. Vyhl\u00e1\u0161en\u00fd televizn\u00ed gurm\u00e1n L\u00e1\u010fa Hru\u0161ka u\u017e dok\u00e1zal srazit cenu denn\u00edho menu hokejisty pod sedmdes\u00e1t kop\u011bjek, p\u0159i\u010dem\u017e zachoval nutri\u010dn\u00ed hodnotu pokrm\u016f. „R\u00e1d bych se do\u010dkal chv\u00edle, kdy uva\u0159\u00edm cel\u00e9mu t\u00fdmu za jeden rubl. Bohu\u017eel jsem v So\u010di zat\u00edm nenarazil na nucen\u00fd v\u00fdsek a n\u011bjak zd\u00e1 se zmizeli tak\u00e9 v\u0161ichni toulav\u00ed psi,“ posteskl si.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

„Proto\u017ee by to ale nemuselo sta\u010dit, zm\u011bnili jsme pro jistotu i bydli\u0161t\u011b. Olympijsk\u00e1 vesnice nos\u00ed sm\u016flu,“ objasnil kapit\u00e1n Tom\u00e1\u0161 Plekanec. Ten se jako spr\u00e1vn\u00fd l\u00eddr rozhodl j\u00edt p\u0159\u00edkladem a zbavil se i sv\u00e9 man\u017eelky. „Lucka (Vondr\u00e1\u010dkov\u00e1 – pozn. red.)<\/em> nos\u00ed sm\u016flu,“ \u0159ekl.<\/p>\n

Se zaji\u0161t\u011bn\u00edm n\u00e1hradn\u00edho ubytov\u00e1n\u00ed\u00a0 pomohl narychlo povolan\u00fd stavitel Zden\u011bk Macura, milenec nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed \u010desk\u00e9 neperspektivn\u00ed zp\u011bva\u010dky Ivety Barto\u0161ov\u00e9. „Dohodli jsme se velice rychle. Se Zde\u0148kem jsme tak trochu rodina, jeden \u010das jsme s Ivetou chodili oba najednou,“ vysv\u011btlil \u00fato\u010dn\u00edk Jarom\u00edr J\u00e1gr.<\/p>\n

Nov\u00e1 \u010desk\u00e1 olympijsk\u00e1 vesni\u010dka v So\u010di vznikla na pob\u0159e\u017e\u00ed, na m\u00edst\u011b n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00ed reaktorov\u00e9 stanice ponorkov\u00e9 z\u00e1kladny rusk\u00e9 \u010dernomo\u0159sk\u00e9 flotily. Na pozemku, o jeho\u017e vy\u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed od zbytk\u016f ponorek se v rekordn\u00edm \u010dase postaral t\u00fdm specialist\u016f z Ch\u00e1nova, vyrostly osv\u011bd\u010den\u00e9 modul\u00e1rn\u00ed domky, kter\u00e9 Macura stav\u00ed z vyslou\u017eil\u00fdch d\u0159ev\u011bn\u00fdch palet a do kter\u00fdch se zpravidla uchyluj\u00ed t\u00fdran\u00e9 \u017eeny. „Tak to sed\u00ed, nezn\u00e1m v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho tyrana, ne\u017e je Lojza Hadamczik. Ten terorizuje dokonce i ty hr\u00e1\u010de, kter\u00e9 v\u016fbec netr\u00e9nuje,“ glosoval informaci o st\u011bhov\u00e1n\u00ed hokejist\u016f s charakteristick\u00fdm nadhledem na olympi\u00e1du nenominovan\u00fd obr\u00e1nce Jan Hejda.<\/p>\n

V rekordn\u00edm \u010dase pak vyrostly i samotn\u00e9 domky. Hokejist\u00e9 si pochvaluj\u00ed zejm\u00e9na vzdu\u0161nou konstrukci a d\u016fmysln\u00fd syst\u00e9m aktivn\u00ed ochrany proti chr\u00e1p\u00e1n\u00ed. Ten vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 principu eustachovy z\u00e1klopky, zn\u00e1m\u00e9ho z rusk\u00fdch akusticky nav\u00e1d\u011bn\u00fdch torp\u00e9d. V duchu rusk\u00fdch zvyklost\u00ed je nov\u00e1 vesni\u010dka vybavena spole\u010dn\u00fdm soci\u00e1ln\u00edm za\u0159\u00edzen\u00edm – takzvanou vym\u011b\u0161ovac\u00ed mixz\u00f3nou – na kter\u00e9 maj\u00ed p\u0159\u00edstup i novin\u00e1\u0159i a fanou\u0161ci. „Je to ur\u010dit\u011b lep\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b. Tady jsme schopni sd\u00edlet \u00fapln\u011b v\u0161echno,“ pochvaluje si Jarom\u00edr J\u00e1gr.<\/p>\n

Z\u00c1CHRANA V PODOB\u011a HRU\u0160KY<\/p>\n

Stejn\u011b jako je pro pohodu v t\u00fdmu d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e9 dobr\u00e9 bydlen\u00ed, je d\u016fle\u017eit\u00e1 i strava. \u0160\u00e9ftren\u00e9r Slavom\u00edr Lener se proto rozhodl vyhodit t\u00fdmov\u00e9 \u0161\u00e9fkucha\u0159e Zde\u0148ka Pohlreicha s Ji\u0159\u00edm Babicou a do akce povolal jejich televizn\u00edho kucha\u0159sk\u00e9ho kolegu Ladislava Hru\u0161ku. „Je to opravdu zm\u011bna. Jako prvn\u00ed ob\u011bd jsme m\u011bli v\u00fdvar z \u010dap\u00edch zob\u00e1k\u016f, v mikrovlnce pe\u010den\u00fd skv\u011bl\u00fd sma\u017e\u00e1k z fale\u0161n\u00e9ho rostlinn\u00e9ho s\u00fdra, tatar\u00e1k z vyslou\u017eil\u00e9 arm\u00e1dn\u00ed krakatice, brambor\u00e1\u010dky ze star\u00e9ho chleba a jako dezert b\u00e1bovku z ku\u0159ec\u00edch k\u016f\u017e\u00ed. Exkluzivn\u00ed menu za sedmdes\u00e1t kop\u011bjek,“ neskr\u00fdval spokojenost Lener. „K tomu se pily kvas a kumys, pod\u00e1van\u00e9 ov\u0161em na australsk\u00fd zp\u016fsob,“ doplnil s\u00e1m v\u00fd\u017eivov\u00fd specialista Hru\u0161ka.<\/p>\n

Zm\u011bnit v\u0161ak bylo nutn\u00e9 i hern\u00ed projev t\u00fdmu. „Hru \u010desk\u00e9ho t\u00fdmu charakterizovala gigantick\u00e1 neuh\u00e1ranost, hr\u00e1\u010di byli slab\u00ed na puku i na brusl\u00edch. Je t\u0159eba dostat puk do soupe\u0159ovy br\u00e1ny, l\u00e9pe chytat, br\u00e1nit i \u00fato\u010dit. Pro toto kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9 utk\u00e1n\u00ed bude kl\u00ed\u010dov\u00e9 zejm\u00e9na to, abychom dali v\u00edce g\u00f3l\u016f ne\u017e soupe\u0159,“ p\u0159edeslal p\u0159ed nakonec v\u00edt\u011bzn\u00fdm utk\u00e1n\u00edm se Slovenskem televizn\u00ed odborn\u00edk na elektronickou tu\u017eku Milan Anto\u0161.<\/p>\n

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