{"id":1148,"date":"2013-12-22T04:14:17","date_gmt":"2013-12-22T02:14:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1148"},"modified":"2014-12-01T07:57:27","modified_gmt":"2014-12-01T05:57:27","slug":"koledy-delaji-z-lidi-mutanty-zjistili-americti-vedci","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1148","title":{"rendered":"Koledy d\u011blaj\u00ed z lid\u00ed mutanty, zjistili ameri\u010dt\u00ed v\u011bdci"},"content":{"rendered":"

M\u00e1te r\u00e1di koledy? Pokud ano, jste s\u00a0nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed zmanipulovan\u00ed mutanti. Tvrd\u00ed to alespo\u0148 ameri\u010dt\u00ed v\u011bdci. \u201eZjistili jsme, \u017ee v\u00a0koled\u00e1ch jsou zak\u00f3dov\u00e1na podprahov\u00e1 sd\u011blen\u00ed, kter\u00e1 vkl\u00e1daj\u00ed do mozk\u016f lid\u00ed k\u00f3dy k\u00a0jejich absolutn\u00edmu ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed. Koledy jsou nejstar\u0161\u00edm a nej\u00fa\u010dinn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm prost\u0159edkem genocidy svobodn\u00e9ho rozhodov\u00e1n\u00ed v\u00a0cel\u00fdch lidsk\u00fdch spole\u010denstvech,\u201c tvrd\u00ed Imrich Nosaal, p\u0159ednosta bostonsk\u00e9ho Institutu glob\u00e1ln\u00edho jsoucna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
\u00a0\"necas\"<\/td>\n\u00a0\"zdenda\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
ZP\u011aV\u00c1CI. Potenci\u00e1l koled u\u017e objevili i imagemake\u0159i \u010desk\u00fdch politik\u016f. Expremi\u00e9r Petr Ne\u010das \u0161okoval strhuj\u00edc\u00ed p\u00f3diovou show s Miss Roma Er\u017eikou Dreve\u0148\u00e1kovou (na lev\u00e9m sn\u00edmku choreografie k odv\u00e1\u017en\u011b pojat\u00e9 modern\u00ed koled\u011b Ztopo\u0159il se Citrus P\u00e1n). Soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokrat\u00e9 p\u0159izvali zp\u011bv\u00e1ka Michala Davida, kter\u00fd mimo jin\u00e9 zazp\u00edval hit Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161 je nonstop.
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<\/td>\n\u00a0 \"polibek\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\"hulkazeman\"<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/strong>\u00daSP\u011aCH U \u017dEN I U MU\u017d\u016e<\/em><\/strong>. Prezident Milo\u0161 Zeman je velmi dobr\u00fd zp\u011bv\u00e1k. Koleda \u0160t\u011bdr\u00fd ve\u010der chlastal v jeho proveden\u00ed nenech\u00e1 jedinou \u017eenu suchou. Dojat byl i zp\u011bv\u00e1k Daniel H\u016flka.<\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n\"pecina\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\u00a0<\/strong>POLICEJN\u00cd KOLEDA<\/em><\/strong>. V Rusnokov\u011b odbornick\u00e9 vl\u00e1d\u011b byl zp\u011bvem pov\u011b\u0159en ministr vnitra Martin Pecina. Ten si nechal na m\u00edru napsat pon\u011bkud autistickou koledu Je\u017e\u00ed\u0161 st\u0159e\u017e\u00ed.
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<\/td>\n\"lukasenko\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\"putin\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
<\/td>\n\"silvio\"<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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<\/td>\n<\/strong>SV\u011aTOV\u00dd TREND. Koledy jsou obl\u00edben\u00e9 i jinde ve sv\u011bt\u011b. B\u011blorusk\u00fd dikt\u00e1tor Alexandr Luka\u0161enko m\u00e1 stejn\u011b jako jeho rusk\u00fd kolega Vladimir nejrad\u011bji koledu Komi\u0165\u00e9t iz Betl\u00e9ma. Koledu Bella Lolitta r\u00e1d zp\u00edv\u00e1 sv\u00fdm spolupracovnic\u00edm i italsk\u00fd politik a magn\u00e1t Silvio Berlusconii.<\/em><\/strong><\/strong><\/em><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Americk\u00fd \u00fastav plat\u00ed za jedno z\u00a0nej\u00fasp\u011b\u0161n\u011bj\u0161\u00edch v\u011bdeck\u00fdch pracovi\u0161\u0165 polokoule a m\u00e1 za sebou dlouhou \u0159adu objev\u016f celoplanet\u00e1rn\u00edho v\u00fdznamu. Za p\u0159\u00edklad epoch\u00e1ln\u00edch zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed z posledn\u00ed doby m\u016f\u017ee nap\u0159\u00edklad poslou\u017eit zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee med\u016fzy praktikuj\u00ed or\u00e1ln\u00ed sex, \u017ee zraj\u00edc\u00edmu s\u00fdru lze implantovat fale\u0161n\u00e9 vzpom\u00ednky, nebo \u017ee chobotnice mohou m\u00edt a\u017e 315 G bod\u016f. Jedn\u00edm z\u00a0posledn\u00edch poznatk\u016f je zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed, \u017ee \u017eraloci b\u00edl\u00ed poslouchaj\u00ed nejrad\u011bji AC\/DC. \u201eNyn\u00ed pracujeme na jejich nejobl\u00edben\u011bj\u0161\u00edm filmu. Zat\u00edm ale v\u00edme jen, \u017ee to kupodivu nejsou \u010celisti,\u201c vysv\u011btlil v\u011bdec, jeho\u017e t\u00fdm je podle mnoh\u00fdch expert\u016f tak\u00e9 p\u0159edm\u011btem z\u00e1jmu \u010dlen\u016f Nobelova v\u00fdboru.<\/p>\n

FUNGUJE TO!<\/strong><\/p>\n

Podle v\u011bdc\u016f je snaha o podprahov\u00e9 ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed lid\u00ed \u010dast\u00e1, ani v\u00a0politice ani v\u00a0reklam\u011b v\u0161ak nebylo dosa\u017eeno takov\u00fdch \u00fasp\u011bch\u016f jako kdy\u017e byly nosi\u010di sd\u011blen\u00ed koledy. \u201eKoledy jsou geni\u00e1ln\u00ed v\u00fdtvor. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00fd jin\u00fd zn\u00e1m\u00fd audiovizu\u00e1ln\u00ed \u00fatvar se ani nebl\u00ed\u017e\u00ed vysok\u00e9mu indexu mozkov\u00e9 penetrace u koled. Laicky \u0159e\u010deno, nic nen\u00ed tak vlezl\u00e9, jako koledy. A kdy\u017e se do takov\u00e9ho m\u00e9dia dovedn\u011b instaluje pot\u0159ebn\u00e9 sd\u011blen\u00ed, m\u00e1te k\u00a0dispozici \u010f\u00e1beslsk\u00fd n\u00e1stroj,\u201c popsal Nosaal.<\/p>\n

S\u00a0teori\u00ed podprahov\u00e9ho ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed p\u0159i\u0161el v\u00a0pades\u00e1t\u00fdch letech Ameri\u010dan James Vicary, kter\u00fd zakomponoval do televizn\u00edno vys\u00edl\u00e1n\u00ed sd\u011blen\u00ed \u201aPij Coca Colu, jez popcorn\u2018. Jeho krajan Hale Beder vyu\u017eil nechal do hudby v\u00a0supermarketu zakomponovat nesly\u0161iteln\u00e9 v\u011bty \u201aNebudu kr\u00e1st. Jsem \u010destn\u00fd\u2018. Zat\u00edmco v\u00a0supermarketu v New Orleansu klesl objem ukraden\u00e9ho zbo\u017e\u00ed o \u010dtvrtinu, v\u00a0n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edm v\u00fdchodn\u00edm bloku skon\u010dily obdobn\u00e9 experimenty fiaskem. Nap\u0159\u00edklad v\u00a0sov\u011btsk\u00e9m svazu se v\u00a0rozhlasov\u00fdch relac\u00edch objevovalo sd\u011blen\u00ed \u201aV\u00f3dka i samag\u00f3n, \u00e9to gnus kak vag\u00f3n\u2018. Nam\u00edsto redukce alkoholismu a zv\u00fd\u0161en\u00ed spole\u010densk\u00e9 zodpov\u011bdnosti tato kampa\u0148 p\u0159isp\u011bla ke ztr\u00e1t\u011b jedin\u00e9 neot\u0159esiteln\u00e9 jistoty sov\u011btsk\u00fdch mu\u017e\u016f, a v\u00a0d\u016fsledku vedla i p\u00e1du Gorba\u010dovova re\u017eimu.<\/p>\n

HISTORICK\u00c1 ZKU\u0160ENOST<\/strong><\/p>\n

Co se t\u00fd\u010de koled, lze prvn\u00ed dolo\u017een\u00e9 pokusy o vyu\u017eit\u00ed jejich podprahov\u00e9ho potenci\u00e1lu vystopovat ji\u017e ve t\u0159in\u00e1ct\u00e9m stolet\u00ed v\u00a0tvorb\u011b svat\u00e9ho Franti\u0161ka z\u00a0Asisi. Ten nap\u0159\u00edklad pomoc\u00ed textu \u201aJe\u017e\u00ed\u0161ek mali\u010dk\u00fd pas\u00e1\u010dk\u016fm se sm\u00e1l. O\u0159\u00ed\u0161ky, jablka, k\u0159\u00ed\u017ealy, med, brynzu, smetanu a kroupy do b\u0159\u00ed\u0161ka si dal,\u2018 zlep\u0161oval hospod\u00e1\u0159sk\u00fd v\u00fdsledek c\u00edrkv\u00ed vlastn\u011bn\u00fdch Spojen\u00fdch pas\u00e1ren a kroup\u00e1ren. Koledy se vyu\u017e\u00edvaly nap\u0159\u00edklad i v dob\u011b husitsk\u00fdch v\u00e1lek a dob\u0159e slou\u017eily i za pr\u016fmyslov\u00e9 revoluce. \u201eV\u00a0modern\u00ed historii je nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed Goebels\u016fv text Stile Nacht, ultralangedurchlufwaffemesser Nacht, oslavuj\u00edc\u00ed slavnou noc dlouh\u00fdch no\u017e\u016f,\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 univerz\u00e1ln\u00ed expert a geolog V\u00e1clav C\u00edlek.<\/p>\n

Podle n\u011bj jsou koledy v\u00a0hojn\u00e9 m\u00ed\u0159e vyu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1ny i v\u00a0sou\u010dasn\u00e9 dob\u011b vl\u00e1dami po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b. \u201eNap\u0159\u00edklad na Kub\u011b je velmi popul\u00e1rn\u00ed koleda Adeste fideles, na Pra\u017esk\u00e9m hrad\u011b se doned\u00e1vna nesm\u011bla zp\u00edvat jin\u00e1 koleda ne\u017e N\u00e1\u0161 p\u0159edobr\u00fd kr\u00e1l V\u00e1clav, nyn\u00ed ji v\u0161ak vyst\u0159\u00eddala skladba \u0160t\u011bdrej ve\u010der chlastal. V\u00a0\u010cern\u00ednsk\u00e9m pal\u00e1ci se v\u00a0\u00e9\u0159e ministra Schwarzenberga hr\u00e1la koleda Cht\u00edc, aby spal, ve Strakov\u011b akademii prosadila Jana Nagyov\u00e1 skladbu P\u016fjdem spolu do Pankr\u00e1ce,\u201c dodal C\u00edlek.<\/p>\n

PARLAMENTN\u00cd KOLEDOV\u00c1N\u00cd<\/strong><\/p>\n

Ze sou\u010dasn\u00fdch parlamentn\u00edch stran je s\u00a0masov\u00fdm vyu\u017eit\u00edm koled z\u0159ejm\u011b nejd\u00e1l \u00dasvit p\u0159\u00edm\u00e9 demokracie Tomia Okamury. \u201eVe volb\u00e1ch jsme usp\u011bli jsme hlavn\u011b d\u00edky kapele Eva a Va\u0161ek a jej\u00ed geni\u00e1ln\u00ed desetiminutov\u00e9 koled\u011b Cizinec je na\u0161inec,\u201c konstatoval Okamura.<\/p>\n

Koledy podle v\u0161eho sehr\u00e1ly z\u00e1sadn\u00ed roli i p\u0159i skl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed nov\u00e9 vl\u00e1dn\u00ed koalice. Soci\u00e1ln\u00ed demokrat\u00e9 by cht\u011bli jako hlavn\u00ed st\u00e1tn\u00ed koledu prosadit skladbu \u201aByla cesta, byla u\u0161lapan\u00e1,\u2018 koali\u010dn\u00ed partne\u0159i se sna\u017e\u00ed do vl\u00e1dn\u00edho programu prosadit jin\u00e9. Lidovci by r\u00e1di pou\u017e\u00edvali p\u00edse\u0148 J\u00e1 mal\u00fd p\u0159ich\u00e1z\u00edm, sv\u00e9ho favorita m\u00e1 i hnut\u00ed Ano. \u201eNajlep\u0161ia \u010desk\u00e1 kol\u00e9da je ur\u010dit\u011b Nesem v\u00e1m noviny,\u201c \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 \u0161\u00e9f hnut\u00ed Andrej Babi\u0161.<\/p>\n

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M\u00e1te r\u00e1di koledy? Pokud ano, jste s nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed zmanipulovan\u00ed mutanti. Tvrd\u00ed to alespo\u0148 ameri\u010dt\u00ed v\u011bdci. \u201eZjistili jsme, \u017ee v koled\u00e1ch jsou zak\u00f3dov\u00e1na podprahov\u00e1 sd\u011blen\u00ed, kter\u00e1 vkl\u00e1daj\u00ed do mozk\u016f lid\u00ed k\u00f3dy k jejich absolutn\u00edmu ovl\u00e1d\u00e1n\u00ed. Koledy jsou nejstar\u0161\u00edm a nej\u00fa\u010dinn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm prost\u0159edkem genocidy svobodn\u00e9ho rozhodov\u00e1n\u00ed v cel\u00fdch lidsk\u00fdch spole\u010denstvech,\u201c tvrd\u00ed Imrich Nosaal, p\u0159ednosta bostonsk\u00e9ho Institutu glob\u00e1ln\u00edho jsoucna.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[16],"tags":[44,38,33,46,45,29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1843,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions\/1843"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}