{"id":1018,"date":"2013-11-11T12:37:49","date_gmt":"2013-11-11T10:37:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1018"},"modified":"2013-11-11T13:48:51","modified_gmt":"2013-11-11T11:48:51","slug":"ve-vatikanu-se-chysta-puc-chudoba-neni-ekonomicky-vyhodna-rikaji-kardinalove","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.bystrahyena.cz\/?p=1018","title":{"rendered":"Ve Vatik\u00e1nu se chyst\u00e1 pu\u010d. Se svr\u017een\u00edm pape\u017ee pomohou i B\u00e1rta a Ha\u0161ek"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n
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K\u00c1MO\u0160I JEN JAKO. Oba pape\u017eov\u00e9 by si nejrad\u011bji vjeli do vlas\u016f, namydlili si schody, nebo alespo\u0148 jeden druh\u00e9mu namalovali \u010derta na ze\u010f.<\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

Vatik\u00e1n<\/em> – Svat\u00e1 stolice se chv\u011bje v z\u00e1kladech a s velkou pravd\u011bpodobnost\u00ed ji velmi brzy t\u0159ek\u00e1 ot\u0159esn\u00fd ot\u0159es. Poprv\u00e9 v historii katolick\u00e9 c\u00edrkve se chyst\u00e1 medi\u00e1ln\u00ed poprava pape\u017ee; ten sou\u010dasn\u00fd se toti\u017e podle \u0159ady vysok\u00fdch c\u00edrkevn\u00edch nezhostil pontifik\u00e1tu tak, aby to bylo v souladu s jejich z\u00e1jmy a rozhodli se konat. „Pape\u017e Franti\u0161ek je pralesn\u00ed tukan, kter\u00e9ho mus\u00edme po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b trefit do jeho velk\u00e9ho barevn\u00e9ho zob\u00e1ku,“ nechal se podle odposlech\u016f, uniknuv\u0161\u00edch z vatik\u00e1nsk\u00e9 GIA (Bo\u017e\u00ed inteligentn\u00ed agentura, obdoba americk\u00e9 Centr\u00e1ln\u00ed inteligentn\u00ed agentury nebo \u010desk\u00e9 Bezpe\u010dnostn\u00ed informa\u010dn\u00ed slu\u017eby – pozn. red.)<\/em>, sly\u0161et emeritn\u00ed pape\u017e Josef Ratzinger s nar\u00e1\u017ekou na jihoamerick\u00fd p\u016fvod sv\u00e9ho n\u00e1stupce.<\/p>\n

Za \u00fanikem informac\u00ed z t\u00e1bora spiklenc\u016f je pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b okol\u00ed italsk\u00e9ho medi\u00e1ln\u00edho i politick\u00e9ho mafi\u00e1na Silvia Beslusconiho. Ten \u010delil ze strany n\u011bkdej\u0161\u00edho pape\u017ee mor\u00e1ln\u00edm v\u00fdtk\u00e1m na adresu sv\u00e9 z\u00e1liby v nezletil\u00fdch hol\u010di\u010dk\u00e1ch, sou\u010dasn\u00e1 hlava c\u00edrkve v\u0161ak zd\u00e1 se m\u00e1 pro jeho kon\u00ed\u010dek v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed pochopen\u00ed. „V m\u00e9m rodn\u00e9m N\u011bmecku t\u0159eba nechal pape\u017e Franti\u0161ek vyst\u011bhovat biskupa jen proto, \u017ee si z pen\u011bz c\u00edrkve po\u0159\u00eddil luxusn\u00ed haciendu. S\u00e1m si p\u0159itom \u017eije zdarma na svobod\u00e1rn\u011b a p\u0159itom hl\u00e1s\u00e1 cosi o n\u00e1vratu k chudob\u011b. To je pro n\u00e1s – zejm\u00e9na z ekonomick\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f – velmi nev\u00fdhodn\u00e9,“ rozohnil se podle odposlech\u016f expape\u017e.<\/p>\n

Aku\u00e1ln\u00edmu nositeli ozna\u010den\u00ed Svat\u00fd otec jeho kritici krom\u011b „evidentn\u00edho ekonomick\u00e9ho ze\u0161\u00edlen\u00ed“ vy\u010d\u00edtaj\u00ed tak\u00e9 to, \u017ee je l\u00edn\u00fd. Bohoslu\u017eby podle nich sv\u00e9voln\u011b zkracuje t\u0159eba i na nek\u0159estansk\u00e9 \u010dty\u0159i hodiny a m\u011bn\u00ed zaveden\u00e9 a stalet\u00edmi prov\u011b\u0159en\u00e9 ritu\u00e1ly. „V\u0161echno m\u011bn\u00ed a v\u016fbec se chov\u00e1 jako Satan. Jeho nov\u00fd pape\u017esk\u00fd k\u0159\u00ed\u017e je dobr\u00fd akor\u00e1t tak na Halloween, v Sixtinsk\u00e9 kapli oto\u010dil st\u016fl, v dom\u011b svat\u00e9 Marty nechal vym\u011bnit prost\u011bradla a tak bych mohl pokra\u010dovat. Takov\u00e9 zm\u011bny vedou ke ztr\u00e1t\u011b kontinuity, v\u011b\u0159\u00edc\u00ed i duchovn\u00ed jsou dezorientov\u00e1ni,“ tvrd\u00ed religionista Leon Juan Jara. „Nezb\u00fdv\u00e1, ne\u017e se za \u0159\u00edmsk\u00e9ho biskupa a za celou c\u00edrkev modlit,“ dodal.<\/p>\n

Podle informac\u00ed od Berlusconiho se po\u010detn\u00e1 skupina kardin\u00e1l\u016f rozhodla pape\u017ee Franti\u0161ka neodstranit fyzicky, co\u017e by z\u0159ejm\u011b vedlo k jeho mu\u010dednictv\u00ed, ale zostudit jej v m\u00e9di\u00edch a p\u0159inutit k rezignaci. Z obav p\u0159ed p\u0159ebudov\u00e1n\u00edm chr\u00e1mov\u00e9 lod\u011b katedr\u00e1ly svat\u00e9ho V\u00edta na bezdomoveck\u00e9 plavidlo Hermes II, se do spiknut\u00ed zapojil i \u010desk\u00fd primas Dominik Duka, kter\u00fd k tomuto \u00fa\u010delu doporu\u010dil vyu\u017e\u00edt osv\u011bd\u010den\u00fdch slu\u017eeb \u010desk\u00e9 agentury ABL exposlance V\u00edta B\u00e1rty. Ten je toho \u010dasu sice vazebn\u011b penzionov\u00e1n, ale akci p\u0159esto efektivn\u011b \u0159\u00edd\u00ed prost\u0159ednictv\u00edm zpr\u00e1v, p\u0159ed\u00e1van\u00fdch formou intimn\u00edch mrkvote\u010dek p\u0159i n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bv\u00e1ch Kate\u0159iny Klasnov\u00e9, Karol\u00edny Peake a Krist\u00fdny Ko\u010d\u00ed.<\/p>\n

„Kampa\u0148 je postavena na headlinu ‚Franti\u0161ek je pedofil‘. Sice to u c\u00edrkve, kde je snad ka\u017ed\u00fd druh\u00fd kn\u011bz na chlape\u010dky nebo na d\u011bti, nebude nijak zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e9, ale kdy\u017e na t\u00e9matu zapracujeme, bude fungovat,“ objasnil podrobnosti B\u00e1rt\u016fv zpravidla informovan\u00fd majordomus Radek John. Jeho p\u0159ekvapiv\u00e1 upov\u00eddanost je pot\u00e9, co p\u0159i\u0161el o kl\u00ed\u010de od od Sn\u011bmovny, nejsp\u00ed\u0161 projevem takzvan\u00e9ho syndromu odlo\u017een\u00e9ho poslance. „Billboardov\u00e1 i medi\u00e1ln\u00ed kampa\u0148 u\u017e je p\u0159ipravena a rozjedeme ji, a\u017e bude p\u0159ipraven hlavn\u00ed koordin\u00e1tor v \u0154\u00edm\u011b,“ dodal John.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n
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FRANTI\u0160EK JE PEDOFIL. Hanliv\u00e9 billboardy se brzy objev\u00ed po cel\u00e9 Evrop\u011b. Verze s d\u011btmi jin\u00fdch ras na sebe pak nedaj\u00ed dlouho \u010dekat.<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Krom\u011b sb\u011bru informac\u00ed a p\u0159\u00edpravy medi\u00e1ln\u00ed mas\u00e1\u017ee budou m\u00edt \u010ce\u0161i – v tomto p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b v moravsk\u00e9 verzi – na starost i v\u00fdkonnou \u010d\u00e1st pu\u010de. „P\u0159\u00edpravn\u00fd komit\u00e9t se rozhodl pov\u011b\u0159it zku\u0161en\u00e9ho z\u00e1kulisn\u00edho specialistu Michala Ha\u0161ka. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b je to asi nejzn\u00e1m\u011bj\u0161\u00ed voln\u00fd pu\u010dista na sv\u011btov\u00e9m pracovn\u00edm trhu. Sta\u010d\u00ed mu jen p\u00e1r miliard z restituc\u00ed a dvakr\u00e1t po sob\u011b to snad nezvo\u0159e,“ p\u0159iznal neochotn\u011b Duka.<\/p>\n

Pod t\u00edhou informac\u00ed se rozhovo\u0159il i s\u00e1m Ha\u0161ek. „Kdy\u017e jsme se naposled s Jeron\u00fdmem (Tejcem – pozn. red.)<\/em> naposled v\u00e1leli v baz\u00e9nu u Zde\u0148ka \u0160kromacha, tak jsem si uv\u011bdomil, \u017ee takhle \u017e\u00edt u\u017e nechci. Nechci se u\u017e h\u00e1dat se Sobotkou, skr\u00fdvat milenky, p\u0159iprc\u00e1vat Zemanovi, ani rozd\u00e1vat hasi\u010d\u016fm st\u0159\u00edka\u010dky a fel\u010dar\u016fm sanitky. Pokud po m\u011b nov\u00fd pape\u017e p\u0159ejmenuje kostel v Dr\u00e1sov\u011b a kardin\u00e1lov\u00e9 zaplat\u00ed co maj\u00ed, budu si \u017e\u00edt jako Standa Gross i bez politiky. Pak si m\u016f\u017eu rozd\u00e1vat co chci s sk\u00fdm chci a nikomu po tom nic nebude,“\u00a0 uzav\u0159el Michal Ha\u0161ek.<\/p>\n

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SPIKLENCI. \u010cesk\u00fd kardin\u00e1l Dominik Duka (vpravo) seznamuje soukmenovce se sv\u00fdm \u010f\u00e1belsk\u00fdm pl\u00e1nem.<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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KDO JE TADY PAPE\u017dEM? V r\u00e1mci p\u0159\u00edprav na nov\u00e9 pom\u011bry ve Vatik\u00e1nu u\u017e kardin\u00e1lov\u00e9 tr\u00e9nuj\u00ed. Vzhledem k v\u011bku je u v\u011bt\u0161iny z nich t\u0159eba posilovat i barevn\u00e9 vn\u00edm\u00e1m\u00ed sv\u011bta a tak zd\u00e1nliv\u011b d\u011btinsk\u00e1 hra na hled\u00e1n\u00ed pape\u017ee m\u00e1 bezpochyby i praktick\u00fd rozm\u011br.<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/div>\n

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PL\u00c1N B. Pokud nevyjde p\u0159edpoklad s medi\u00e1ln\u00ed dehonestac\u00ed pape\u017ee, je v z\u00e1loze katolick\u00fd zabij\u00e1k Jules Winnfield.<\/strong><\/em><\/p><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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